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Chris wants to get something off his breasts...

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 28, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Because he can't comprehend that a 'shopping experience' isn't worth a PS4. Though I'm glad he doesn't think he's a mind-reader so that we don't have to worry about Jean Grey or Emma Frost cosplay.
     
  2. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

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    I hope that he gets a ps4 and we can enter a revived old chris fully and he will post videos taken with his ps4
     
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  3. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I hope he gets it just to piss off the A-Logs
     
  4. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    God, that'd get at least 80 pages of rage posting.
    Tempted to buy it for him myself, except fuck that.
     
  5. Mondo Zappa

    Mondo Zappa History's Greatest Monster

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    Can't he just build one out of lego like he did for a PS3? He's gotten so lazy, for shame.
     
  6. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    I want someone to gift him a PS4 with custom Sonichu decals on it.
     
  7. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    I am flabbergasted that Chris somehow doesn't have the funds to purchase his very own PS4, as he had done so with the PS3's he had in the past (having destroyed one and then purchasing another one soon afterwards). Then again, creativity is EXPENSIVE.
     
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  8. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    His inspiration comes from video games, so Chris needs that PS4 to further fuel his work.
     
  9. Rin

    Rin Active Member

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    I think he could, he just feels like he shouldn't have to. So he's digging his feet in and refusing to buy one, not realizing that the only person this is hurting is himself.
     
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  10. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Chris would get it and make a Facebook post complaining that the Sonichu decal was poorly done, and that whoever sent him it should've thought it over more before doing that.
     
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  11. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    And then since he got it for free he'd just change the merchandise deal to cover another game system he wants.
     
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  12. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    He gets like, what, 1,200 a month on his tugboat? He could buy himself one, but I think he wants his fanbase to do it for him.
     
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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris certainly feels as though he is entitled to get whatever he wants.
     
  14. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    His ego is his most self-destructive flaw.
     
  15. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    I'd say it's more his autism smh tbh fam.
     
  16. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Referring to autism as a flaw is ableist. Please be more considerate of our differently abled users when posting in the future. Thank you.
     
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  17. Strewth

    Strewth The Macho King

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    We're not entirely sure how much he owes though, right?
    Like, is there a chance that pretty much the whole tugboat is swallowed up by various credit card bills?
    I don't really know how your system works over there for debt recovery from people on the social.
     
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    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    Thought never occurred to me. Good point.
    Probably a certain percentage is taken from it so he can still at least live off of it. He could save his money, but this is Chris we're talking about. He's absolutely terrible with his finances.
     
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  19. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    According to Marvin, Chris makes his minimum payments then Barb pulls out as much as she wants to in order to cover her much larger debts. Chris gets what's left over. It's unclear whether or not she has access to his ebay and Etsy income, though.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    A small update on the post featuring the comments of the totally-not-trolls who interact with Chris regularly.

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