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Legal Chris removed from his house due to incest

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Holdek, Jul 30, 2021.

  1. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    If it was all just jokingly, I could get that and it'd be better if it included white people, Latino's, and Asians as well just to be evenhanded because no matter the skin color and ethnicity, there's a cow out there like MadThad0890 (pedo weeb who had his own ED page), Homer Beoulve (one of the earliest Halal'd Kiwi's that was a spergy anti-Feminist and GamerGate sperg as well), and that one creepy sick fuck zoophile who iirc was Cuban (unless it was a non-Latino person living in Cuba, never kept up with all the Kero and Zoosadist stuff) but nah, just have spergs spam the N word thinking it's funny without realizing it's shit, especially when you compare it to better comedy that made use of the N word.
    . And then let's include shit like sperging about black on black statistics and some other shit that honestly is likely borked because of a biased source or the stats no including certain variables and shit or how when you get some black guy do a crime, a shit ton of them sperg out over how it's some violent guy from the hood that represents all black people or some other shit. Like yeah, fuck some of these guys that can do shit like the group that tortured some 17 year old mentally handicapped kid that liked Trump but when you get tards that think every single black guy in a headline of some crime is representative of black Americans or some other shit, yeah I'm just thinking these users are being raging jackasses that need to shut the fuck up. I could bet a number of them would suck Tyrone's dick with all the sperging they do about black people when they aren't laughing at dumb shit like Tareed Nashiq's buck breaking.

    Would of been easier if we didn't have a shit ton of \pol\tards coming in. Even if they weren't really rightoids, the shit they do doesn't help in any way.

    I honestly wonder to myself, was Null or any other Kiwi Farmer molested by a transperson and if so, can any of them show us where and how they was touched?

    Seriously though, if Null wants to argue they're lolcows he and all the other dumbasses need to show what makes them a lolcow beyond "HERP A DERP THEY ARE MEN WHO THINK THEY ARE WOMEN." Give me something else like "this translady has a secret FurAffinity account where she has some commie/nazi fursona that wants to suck big black dicks complete with creepy stories despite how said translady IRL bitches about black man porn all focusing on big black dicks." Some shit like hypocrisy and accusing legit critics of being "racist" or "phobes" or whatever even when said critic is anything but that.

    All that shit, be it on the Farms or in my case just being on Twitter, it all manages to be so fucking stupid. Like yeah, maybe a series is ruined because you have some shitty writers and all that but honestly, it's all fucking stupid because of some tards thinking not liking Rey means misogynist or being excited for the trailer is more than stupid. And I thought that guys reaction was a dumb overreaction but yeah, trying to dox him and whatever else is just fucking stupid. Hell, I feel like a lot of shit related to pop-culture manages to be stupid and even then I feel like no matter which side it is, it all has some flavor of tard to it, whether it's Star Wars or Last of Us, and I can't help but feel Last of Us 2 sounds like overrated shit and its defenders won't be any better than the people that dislike the game that are legit spergs.

    To see the face of the Judge who will decide CWC's fate. This man will make Christory when he decides Chris either goes to prison or a mental institution.
     
  2. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I'm kind of surprised Chris actually got a pretty good public defender. I've done a good job of staying out of the jaws of our for-profit justice system, so maybe it's just ignorance on my part, but aren't most public defenders kind of bottom-of-the-barrel?
     
  3. JSMK2

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    50+ years of experience. Good Lord. If he looks/looked up his client, homie's probably thinking, ''OK, who did I piss off to end up being the PD for this wacko?"
     
  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Wasn't Rob Bell also generally considered a good PD back in his day? I think he ended up running for public office after the fact. Although Chris wasn't exactly pleased with the whole plea bargain deal back then.
     
  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    What do you think Chris will plead?

    Also I'm not even sure about the whole plea bargain, I could see reject any plea bargain under the delusion that he could win his case, might he even try to defend himself?
     
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  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    That he doesn't owe the court ONE RED CENT!!!
     
  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    This is a tough one. Chris has taken plea deals in the past, but he's also had his mother telling him what to do. This is a bigger charge, he's more delusional than ever, and his parents are no longer there for him.

    Plus Chris has proven this last week that he is incredibly unpredictable. It's anybody's guess if he's going to be broken down in time for his next hearing to take a plea deal, or if he'll keep "taking it in stride" and think that the merge and his "goddess status" will somehow save him.
     
  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Assuming he doesn't take the plea bargain, that unpredictability may get Chris put in a mental institution until he is sane enough to stand trial. If Mr. Heilberg can't convince Chris to take the plea bargain, I feel his next course of action will be to try and prove to the court that Chris is too insane to give any kind of legitimate testimony.
     
  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    That Alexander Hamilton guy on Kiwifarms thinks it's unlikely that he'll get an insanity defense, and if he's actually a lawyer then I guess he'd know more than I would. I still think that's possibly a likely outcome, he's not randomly deciding to tell the investigators that the demons made him do it, he's going to ramble about inane shit and the same dimensional merge stuff that he's already talked about for years.

    I also hope they institutionalize him. My big worry is that if they get him on a rape charge, he'll get a relatively short sentence because it's Virginia. Then it's back to the circus, back to harassing innocent people who don't want attention from the weens, and onto another shit show.
     
  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I've been trying to follow the legal issues thread.
    Insanity defense means you're so out of it you don't understand why what you did is wrong. Chris knew what he was doing would be considered wrong by most people, even if he claimed God or his Sonichus said it's OK. No insanity defense, although he could plea diminished capacity for sentencing purposes because it's clear he's not all there. Also lots of mentally ill people commit crimes, so the courts are used to dealing with offenders who are not all there.
    The next level is being so mentally impaired you can't help out your defense. Then you're sent away for treatment until the shrinks say you can help with your defense. Chris's lawyer wants evaluations to be done, so that could be a move he makes.

    The most likely outcome is a plea deal with very heavy probation terms.
     
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  11. JSMK2

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    According to Wikipedia, he's been a state rep since 2002.
     
  12. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I don't think that's the case across the board. There's been murderers that confessed to everything, stated they knew what they did to detectives, knew their victim was innocent, and showed no remorse, and still got off on insanity.
     
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  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  14. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Even a "successful" insanity defence isn't a get out of jail free card on something this serious. The Court decides you aren't sufficiently competent to understand that rape is wrong. So into a mental institution with you until you do understand it. Which is possibly never. Meaning you never leave the asylum.
     
  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Yeah, I never meant to imply it was a get out of jail free card.
    They could be locked up in an institution until the court decides they are no longer a threat. That could be never, or it could be until they are so old and frail that they get compassionate release.
     
  16. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Somebody who gets off on insanity is likely to be institutionalized for longer than somebody found guilty of a charged crime in court. The incest charge apparently has a minimum sentence of one year and Chris should honestly stay in state custody for longer than that. It's doubtful he'll ever get to go back to 14 Branchland Court again but all it takes is some stupid ween with kids to take him in "for the lulz" for something terrible to happen again.

    That's why I've got my fingers crossed for an insanity ruling, it'll keep him put away for much longer.
     
  17. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Few people at the level of engaging in Chris Chan weenery have kids. Even fewer would consider 'the lulz' sufficient to potentially endanger them by letting Chris into their life. Don't get me wrong, I'm a firm believer in the stupidity of mankind, but it would take more than stupidity to let Chris Chan into your house. It'd be more along the lines of absolute retardation to do that.

    Without doxxing myself, I've dealt with some fairly fucked up people in my line of work and the ones that'd let someone like Chris into their life are a rather different breed to weens. They're more fucked up on a fundamental level than weens, most of whom are attention seeking kids. For every genuinely messed up person like Sockness (is he even a ween or is he something else?) there are 1,000 people who have nothing in their locker beyond "JULAYYYYYYYY!"

    I reckon if someone with kids does let Chris into their house, they'd likely be mentally defective themselves (and thus likely have the attention of social services anyway) and would have some notion of being able to 'save' Chris rather than doing it for the lulz.

    But even if those stars aligned, I don't think Chris would fuck a kid (although I didn't think she'd fuck her mom either) and since she'll almost certainly be a registered sex offender by the time this is done, is unlikely to be allowed remain in a house with kids for more than 5 minutes anyway.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I don't like the Berenstain Timeline.

    In the Berenstein Timeline where 9/11 never happened, Chris is still "Classic Chris" - and he never incested Barb.
     
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  19. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    The main thing he proved is that he's an opportunistic predator. I don't believe he'd go out of his way to seek out somebody to harm. I do believe it's a possibility somebody else will give him that chance. You might be right on the part about most weens not having kids, but I don't see the rest of the world or even Charlottesville successfully keeping the vulnerable out of Chris's reach, especially if they somehow still think he's vulnerable himself.
     
  20. LewdDecepticonPerpetrator

    LewdDecepticonPerpetrator Keeping the punch action in frame.

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    It's been surreal hearing outsiders acknowledging Chris, like he's a Pontypool mind virus.