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Sonichu 5/13/2018 - Mother's Day drawing

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, May 13, 2018.

  1. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Is it weird that I'm surprised by the lack of ponies this time around?
     
  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Grandfather Nurgle will never let chris go.
     
  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    He'll always look like Nurgle's chosen in a dress to me.

    Aw, you beat me to it.
     
  4. Samachu

    Samachu Cross stitcher

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    Autogynephilia confirmed.
     
  5. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Does this mean Chris has a boner for his own drawings of himself?

    Who am I kidding, of course Chris has a boner for his own drawings of himself.
     
  6. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    >Weens tell Chris to go fuck himself
    >Chris says "Hold my beer!"
    >Draws this

    I want to be surprised but this is the same man who believed that ASMR videos helped him grow a vagina and that he needed to free this "vagina" with a knife.
     
  7. Why Ween

    Why Ween Active Member

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    At this point im concerned about chris's mental state. If you look at his last video about the mortgage he is not only angry but neurotic, now hes having imaginary weddings and fucking himself.
     
  8. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    At THIS point? What about the last 15 years?! :cwl:
    You’re right though his mental health seems to be declining more rapidly than usual.
     
  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I think he might have a somewhat looser grip on reality than what we as members of society regard as "normal" people, but that is merely conjecture on my part.
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Like I said before: if the USA didn't get rid of asylums, Chris would likely have been a permanent guest in one by now.

    At least we wouldn't have to ask what happens to CWC after Barb dies.
     
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  11. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Assuming Chris doesn't just leave Barb's body in her room so he can collect her own tugboat...I'm blocking out what he might actually do TO her body.
     
  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    (PTSD flashbacks from that one Buffalo Bill video he did)
     
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  13. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    This is why the Chris mythos is so intriguing. BH is a member of this site and he's confused as shit. Imagine explaining this to people who haven't been following Chris's antics the way we have.

    And it seems Sex Rex here is starting to see Infinitchu Crisis happening in the near future.
     
  14. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Would this make Chris a Chaos God in and of himself? He claims to have the ability of superpowers, has his own little "Warp realm" (CWCville), he has a cabal of followers that feed off of his energy (Relationship of Chris and weens), and last but not least claims to have powerful creatures that serve as his chaotic enforcers that are literally known as the "Chaotic Combo". Holy shit, forget SEGA Chris, get going on that business proposal for Games Workshop!!!

    (Also good to see you all again. College and work have been a nightmare, so its good to log back in and see the insanity.)
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    What of? Delusion, naivety, and ignorance?
     
  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Autism. Duh.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    They say every time a brony convention is held, CWC's power in the Warp waxes stronger from the simultaneous pony high of all the bronies present in one place in the material world.
     
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  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    You assume that chris has the drive and determination to actually achieve something worthy of that title.

    What little he does is barely worth the attention of Grandfather, the deciver is more interested in the trolls and weens, she who thirsts was amused but has since moved on to better things and the blood god, well a sliced open taint is enough of an offering to warrent Karn showing up and slapping the shit out of our favorite wastrel.

    Since the great purge (a.k.a. the fire of 14 BLC) the control of Grandfater has waned, but apparently is growing stonger. Which is why Barb looks like utter shit, without Grandfather's embrace her physical form is loseing its grip in thus reality. I would go so far as to say the horde was almost a warp portal so Grandfather could enter our world.

    (End 40K nerdout)
     
  19. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    The way Chris draws lips makes them look like living sex dolls
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I think most of the time, he's trying to draw an anime-style mouth, but colored in with red.

    Like I said over on KF, Chris draws heads with this freakish punched-in cushion shape that just happens to have anime-esque features, and everyone looks like they're drugged all the time.

    Chris is probably still recovering from not being able to go to Bronycon.