3/29/16: Phil Claims Vaginoplasty Will Be Happening

I'm dying here, this shit is too funny.

 

I just got this awful image in my mind of ADF & Chris tribbing with ADFs new shallow vagina.

 

"Just a neo vagina with a shallow 3-4 cm depth, nothing terribly special given the conservative depth I want it at."

"On average, the vagina is 3 to 4 inches deep during un-arousal periods"

Phil's gonna get a tiny vagina and cry when he can't stick anything inside it. Or force something in there too hard and impale himself. I dunno, start making bets, people.

 

If he really gets a pussy being cut inside him, no wonder the American healthcare is fucking horrible
But I doubt he cut his balls,because I kinda doubt any doctor risking his reputation on a homeless punk

 

Why would you share that pain with us?

 

I'm not an expert by any means but considering how Phil's surgery story has went so far I would think any doctor performing any kind of surgery, where there's risk of complications, on a homeless person, then letting them out of the controlled environment of a hospital into a hotel room just hours after surgery would probably lose their reputation, license, and be libel to have a small list of charges brought against them in court.

Also a gender reassignment surgery wouldn't be performed on an adult by a fucking children's hospital.

 

It also happens to describe Phil's physique compared to his mental capacity.