12/27/16: Chris Shares Bugger That Bit His Ass, Complains About the CWCki

What will unclit 3.0 look like? Gangrene?!

 

I don't really care to know. I'd like to say that even he's not stupid enough to try it a third time, but sadly I wouldn't put it past him. If there is anything Chris is good at its continuously finding a way to smash through rock bottom.

 

I couldn't even cypher through that word salad!

Which should've 'woke him up' but it didn't.

 

"back on the mental force"

Beautiful.

 

The 'Tism Force, more like it.

 

Well, hell, Chris, two years before on the same date you were getting arrested for pepper spraying a GameStop Employee ... At least all you had to do was stay home and read your Cease and Desist last year.

 

At least 2017 has been a good year for Chris, in terms of not going to jail.

 

>Tries inserting British terms and spelling into his American English to sound posh
>Doesn't realize "bugger" means "anal sex" in British slang, rather than "insect" or "annoyance" as it does in American slang
That's Chris alright.

 

>using meme arrows outside of reddit
I Shiggy Diggy'd.

 

Wasn't 2011 one of the worst years in Chris's life? I mean, the trolls quit on him, but only because Bob died. Then you had the incident with Snyder that caused him to get arrested and go to court in 2012. Why he would think it was some sort of positive year for him is beyond me.

 

This is where I wish the "autism" emoji was available to me or I'd place it here.

 

I wonder if he's figured out about this place yet.

 

I hope not.

 

NEVER underestimate the power of stupidity when it comes to Chris. The guy slashed open his own perineum, and then told people he was growing a vagina. I don't know if it's possible to top that kind of stupidity, one should never assume when it comes to Chris.

 

wouldn't be surprised if his partner in autism Waterman has.

 

The fact is the unclit is a serious untreated health risk he has.
The thing literally became a fistule and open wound and he commemorated as a his vagina finnaly being created.
He doesn't has a habit of hygiene,so the chances of not getting infected is nearly impossible.
It could go into his bloodstream and he would then enter septic shock and could die.
That thing is a not a matter of if, but when he's gonna get hospitalized or even killed by it.
I also gotta admit I envy his pain tolerance, since he literally had a hole in his taint for months now.

 

I wonder if he even knows what happened to Kiwi Farms. The frequency with which he lurked has often been debated, but surely he's tried sometime in the past two weeks.

 

If it hasn't killed him by now, it ain't going to.

 

I thought he'd been to the doctor and got it sorted somehow, after multiple trolls basically begged him? I forget the details, I only went in that thread when I felt like I had the stomach for it.

 

I'm pretty sure Marvin confirmed it, too. Chris is fine. Well, I mean...his taint isn't going to kill him.