10-30-2018: Meet Patches, Chris' new cat. Update: Patches has passed away.

Chris hold patches up to the camera while he Ebegs saying money will help him feel better.

 

The dead cat wasn't real? Man, I have no idea WTF is going on anymore, but at least that's good news.

 

God it's an absolute relief to hear the dead kitten thing wasn't real.

 

Here we go again...

 

The ginger kitten's been adopted by someone chris used to know from End Games.

 

Fuck you Chris.

Well that's good.

 

Just to be clear, I wasn't saying chris HAD held up a kitten to ebeg after his dog's death, I'm just saying it sounds like something he'd do.

 

Okay Chris we get it, you want pussy.

 

Patches died. I'm not sharing the screencap.

Here's the link though: https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1059933768197251073

I'm just a little too out of it to take a screencap. I'm fucking livid right now.

 

While this is sad, he also said he bought a heating pad, kitten food and supplements.

Just sayin' this seems a bit extravagant for someone who was saying he had no money for food a week ago. (I know, its a shocker that Chris lies.)

 

I've capped it on the off chance it gets deleted, no sense in posting it here while it's up.

It was really stupid of him to insist on taking all of the kittens away from their mother and into the cesspit that is BLC. Especially when they're begging for food to feed themselves and make mortgage payments.
If he'd had enough sense to leave the kittens with professionals that poor thing would surely still be alive.

 

At least Patches wasn't stuck in 14BLC for long.

 

Here's hoping he doesn't become a prisoner of CWCville like Patti and Sorbet.

 

Chris didn’t kill the cat. Everyone calm your tits.

The kittens were all born to a feral mother and the mortality rate for feral kittens is high. It’s more than likely that there was something more serious going on than just conjunctivitis, since the adopted ginger kitten is/was being treated for malnutrition and pneumonia and is now doing heaps better.

By the time cats, particularly kittens, start showing severe symptoms of illness or injury, it can be too late, as was likely the case with Patches. The medication Chris got was to treat what looks to be a symptom of an underlying more serious problem, and although he took Patches and Sylvia back to the vet when Patches started going further downhill, it wasn’t enough.

He did what he could. The fact is - none of us were there to know what the vet actually said and Chris tends to not understand the gravity of serious situations.

Remember, we’re primarily going by his word here and everything else is speculation, but the odds of him being responsible for the death of an already very sick kitten are low.

 

Further cementing this, if you look at the picture of the three kittens together Patches is noticeably smaller than his two sisters.

 

Rest in Peace Patches. I wish we could have gotten to know you better through the horrifying majesty of chris's tweets.

 

"Liza" is also a boy, so if it makes people feel better, Chris is still a dumbass in that respect.

 

It makes sense given lot of the time orange cats have a tendency to be male. Either way I'm not surprised Chris wouldn't know the sex of an animal given how he draws China.

 

Oh that's a shame, I hope he went peacefully. The hoard claims another soul...