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Sonichu 10/23/2018: The worlds are merging?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Aggressive Bubble Cat, Oct 23, 2018.

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  1. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I don't particularly have any evidence that I've seen he's being actively puppeteered by those two at the moment though. I would imagine most comments are being offered on this from the perspective of Chris being an adult and thus responsible for not falling for any bait laid out before him. Continued sustained belief by Christian in the whole idea guys' scenarios is chalked up by me as essentially a defense mechanism being erected on his own behalf to protect his gargantuan intellectual ego. Kind of llike Nigerian prince scam victims arguing with those pointing out otherwise that their particular situation is nothing like a Spanish Prisoner scam perpetrated online to them, that check's on the way any day now no matter who or what points out the obvious reality to the contrary. If there is evidence linking these two or anybody else piggybacking off their groundwork currently though, I'd love to see it and will admit I'm mistaken about the current state of any active extortion through trolling.
     
  2. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    At this point I think nobody really wants to talk about the Idea Guys or keep saying "it's the Idea Guys again". Sure they fed into this shit and created the stupid bullshit of Sonichu 16. We know they've left a lasting impact on Chris... I'm just tired of saying it and rather wanna find out how Chris is coming with this shit now that the Idea Guys are cut off ( or at least should be. They're cut off from Chris right? ).

    The neptunia shit is just from Chris latching onto another series like he did Sonic and Pokemon.

    Just because I didn't say it's the Idea Guys again doesn't mean I doubt the Idea Guys had anything to do with it. I'm just sick and tired of mentioning them and giving them anything. I'd rather just say "Well Chris is posting stupid shit again" rather than "Oh look at another thing Idea Guys are involved with".
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    and ponies

    lots and lots of ponies
     
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  4. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Which was quite inevitable to be honest. I am certain his ego makes him believe he will win eventually and he probably thinks the lottery is an "investment" since it is a game of chance kinda like the stock market, starting a business, etc.
     
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  5. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Chris just uploaded a huge twitter thread on the details of the merge and it reads like a 12 year old trying to explain the concept of Rick and Morty. He's trying to walk it back from the shit show of 'Every OC ever made will real and appear!' by explaining what the people of this fictional dimension are like but it just comes off like 'THERE ARE HEROES AND VILLAINS, HEROES GOOD. VILLAINS BAD. IT WILL BE MAGICAL AND COOL.'

    Weirdly he says that Steven Universe takes place in a universe where WW2 never happened so he's not part of this merging dimension. its almost like chris just doesn't like it so he doesn't want it in his precious CWCworld.
     
  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I wish we could somehow ban Chris from watching Rick and Morty. It’s actually starting to annoy me.
     
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  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    It wouldn't matter anymore if we could.

    But I think I remember chris saying he didn't really understand (or like) Rick and Morty when he was exposed to it. It was probably Idea Guy who explained it to him and ultimately responsible for giving chris this alt reality new age multiverse crap. Even the name of this new CWCverse 'C-197' is stupidly close to Rick and Morty's home universe of C-137 so R&M's stink is all over this narrative.
     
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    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    There'll be so many cameo's, he'll need 2 packs of colouring pens to finish the issue
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    FTFY.
    Also, when he said "merging the dimensions", I thought Chris was actually ripping off the Super Mario Bros. movie with Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper.
     
  10. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    My mom showed me an old scrapbook she'd made of some of the little doodles I did when I was a toddler.

    When the dimensions merge, there's going to be some incredibly disturbing little blobby things roaming around.

    Sorry 'bout it.
     
  11. TheSullenCrow

    TheSullenCrow figuring my purpose in life since 1998

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    All these tweets about dimensional merges/erasing or whatever the fuck it is makes me think Chris is like Thanos, except he's way worse with handling the population of the universe.
     
  12. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    well, this would make Thanos real, and him wiping out half the population of the galaxy would... ironically restore the status quo.

    Chris is on ANOTHER twitter rant.
    - The subject is the Rapchu, and how it will effect us.
    - The people who will die are the people who were really really mean(IE trolls, those chris disagrees with). He says about half the population of earth will die, and considering that gender ratio of F/M is 1:1 I'm betting the male half will be the half chris wants dead.
    - the 'Part 3' rant details you and your C-197 counterpart, and they're exactly like us but not at all really because the timeline of C-197 played out differently than ours... and he doesn't explain HOW its different.
    - Chris says that before becoming a transwoman he used to be really horny all the time but isn't like that now, alluding that he's chemically castrated himself with those hormones.
    - Chris upgrades Comics Chris from Mayor or President to Creator, and this goddess Chris passed a law in 1980 that somehow prevented real chris from having sex before the end times. (had to huff paint to understand that. What I do for you people.)
    - Chris claims every artist is psychicly linked to their creations/c-197 selves because you can day dream about being a superhero.
    - Chris claims that Planet Dolan exists as an actual planet near saturn in this alternate reality.
    - Your OCs and alternate self just pop into existence fully formed. No birth or backstory required.
    - According to Chris your Alt self is your 'main OC', Then goes on to name Dr. Wolf, a cartoon OC used by the brony Reviewer of the same handle, and that the person behind the curtain will become that OC when the Rapchu occurs.
    - Tony Stark, Peter Quill, Bruce Banner, and other Marvel characters are all Stan Lee's true self... somehow.
    - Chris Rees that you shouldn't bully these people he's calling attention to.
    - Chris references Futurama as a way to try and explain away paradoxes in this fucked up narrative.
    - Chris says everyone has at least one OC and then puts himself on the same level as "Emanuelle, Jesus, and the Cosmos."
    - Chris says he's a goddess in training so he can't answer questions about his insanity.
    - Chris then says there are people who have no OCs, despite saying everyone does.
    - You may D I E for no reason when the Rapchu comes and chris can't stop this... for reasons. OR you'll merge with your OC. Apparently Animals and objects will also merge with their counterparts so nothing will look different unless you're an insane manchild who sees cartoon characters when he closes his eyes.
    - The meanies who called chris dumb are going to die horribly. He also mentions Drumpf among those fated to die in all but name, but his C197 counterpart is apparently an amazing guy who makes 'all the right decisions.'
    - All militaries and businesses will transfer over, children under 12 are likely not to die.
    - We can all talk to our OCs if we listen to the voices in our heads.

    Someone get a straitjacket for this man before he jumps off the roof thinking he can fly because his comic character has wings or something.
     
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  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Also one for the next person that says "chris is getting better".
     
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  14. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    At this point the only thing "Straight" about Chris is his jacket.

    Yet it didn't stop real Chris from paying the hooker for sexy time.
     
  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Chris dies in Infinity War 2
     
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    Instead of the universe halving, it doubles
     
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    What. The. Fuck.
    For the first time, Chris has said something so mind-boggling batshit insane, that I'm now genuinely left speechless.
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Its the brain tumor, stop listning to chris so much and it should go away hopefully.
     
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  19. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Evidently there's a "Teen Troon Squad" that Chris is now spending time with - a few 19yo FtM (sorta?) who have been encouraging the dimensional stuff, pulling Idea Guy stuff IRL and getting him to smoke the pot.

    So that's a thing now I guess.
     
  20. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    So does this mean Tobacky will be legal in CWCville?
     
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