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05/24/24 Chris spotted at Dallas TX airport

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by RetardBus, May 26, 2024.

  1. RetardBus

    RetardBus I like hurting other people

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    I'd be left hoping I didn't get a rash like Kacey did after meeting Chris IRL and hanging out back in 2009.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That lolcow may violate some EPA, FAA, and/or TSA regulation(s) on transporting biohazard, just by being himself.
     
  3. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I genuinely wonder if he's confused that Texas isn't just one giant Western flick like it is on TV.
     
  4. RetardBus

    RetardBus I like hurting other people

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    That's actually a great point. Chris probably has no concept of separating East Texas and West Texas. To put it into perspective, East Texas (Where Dallas, Fort Worth, and Houston are), is a humid, swampy subtropical region comparable to places New Orleans or Oklahoma City not that far away, being very characteristic of the American South, whereas West Texas (Think where El Paso is for example), is a mountainous arid desert region that's far more comparable to somewhere like New Mexico and Arizona, since that area is part of the Southwest. I've been to both the East and West of Texas multiple times before, and they felt like different states within the borders of a single state.

    Chris probably thinks that the rest of the South is either a real life modern spaghetti western or Bourbon Street.
     
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  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    I would say that Chris probably thinks the south and Midwest is like South Park, in the same way he probably thinks New Jersey is Aqua Teen Hunger Force and that the entire country of Japan is like anime.
    In other words, Chris's views of the world seems to be based mainly on what he sees on the TV.
     
  6. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I don’t think Chris thinks that much about where he is to even have stereotypes in his head.
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    One would have to be really naive to think US states are like Saturday morning cartoons. So he probably thought that way about Texas.
     
  8. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    All of China would also be Anime since he seems to suffer that "Can't differentiate China from Japan" problem a lot of Western media from the 90s and earlier had.

    Anyway my condolences to the CPU Goddess. Hankster Hillington himself wanted to meet our Lord and Master, Jesus herself, but that dang old Clyde Cash done caused a propane emergency. (I actually doubt Chris remembers who Clyde even is)
     
  9. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Honestly, can't even fault Chris at all in any of this. Dude is just minding his own business in an airport and won't feed the trolls. Although supposedly Chris has had this attitude with weens for a while.
     
  10. RetardBus

    RetardBus I like hurting other people

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    It's why I said in my other post in Random Thoughts & Questions before I knew this was thread worthy news, that I think Chris actually handled this pretty well.

    Approaching Chris at an airport and speaking to him when he didn't speak to you first is sad as it is, but filming yourself doing it, and then still thinking it's a good idea to upload that onto the internet to showcase what a shameless ween you are is next level pathetic as much as it is genuinely stupid. Whoever filmed this video is an idiot, and the humiliation he got from getting schooled in public by CWC of all people is self-inflicted.
     
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  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    At this point anyone who weens Chris is proving themselves to be a bigger lolcow than he is.
    Chris has shown he can change with the right people around him to enable that. Weens don’t change. They’re out here acting like it’s still 2009 and Clyde Cash will reward them with a mountain of china for their antics.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The weens think they're gonna be "the next Clyde Cash".

    They also think that surely the fails epik weens of other weens won't repeat with them. :rolleyes:
     
  13. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    These are the people who show off their fancy new car that Daddy bought for them at the local highschool.... about twenty years after they graduated, the kind of people who dial up Mark Whalberg to challenge "Marky Mark" to a rap battle, people living in the past.

    If they can't or won't acknowledge reality, fuck em.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Just to note with the whole "getting owned and uploading it," never forget the weens that tried to call Chris to shout "JULAAAAAAY" when Bob answered the phone only for Bob to call them stupid. Not entirely a new thing and I haven't even kept an eye on all the on-goings of Chris but this sort of thing still lets one know that weens are dumb-asses of their caliber. Even long after the old trolls were done and a number of them would probably have some level of regret or cringe at it all, there's still going to be weens trying to go after Chris to look like some master troll only to end up looking like dumbasses.

    They also forget that there's other places that'll just be seeing them as the lolcows they are, be it the Farms and any other forum that looks at Chris-Chan to see what kind of idiots are orbiting Chris.

    Pretty much living the past without bothering to read pages on the CWCKI such as why its a bad idea to try and troll Chris. Honestly though, since whenever be it a few years ago or even just in the previous decade and despite things like what happened to Barb, Chris may as well just be a magnet in attracting weens that are bigger lolcows. Still can't forget Ethan Ralph being the best example in just being a loud annoying idiot when Chris was being arrested by cops at a hotel parking lot.
     
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    Why would anyone want to be "orbiting" mother-raping "Chris Chan" of all people?
     
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  16. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    It'll be someone working for society if Chris had to interact with someone like a social worker and it'll just be weens that want e-fame.
     
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  17. RetardBus

    RetardBus I like hurting other people

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    If there's one thing the people who willingly document themselves either bothering Chris in public or outright stalking him have proven, it's that current day weens are far more stuck in the past than any of the classic era trolls themselves are nowadays.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I honestly wouldn't be surprised if current day weens manage to be a part of the era of the internet where people want to make themselves known in some way compared to the era of the internet where trolls didn't exactly want to be known to the greater world beyond maybe whatever group or forum they were a part of. It'd be one reason as to why you'd still have weens going after Chris despite 2009 being long gone and Chris not being the same person as before. All that aside from any ween being enough of a terrible person to do something like extort money out of Chris.
     
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  19. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I mean in this age of "Cancel Culture" (Yes it's a fucking thing), I don't know why you'd wanna be famous for being associated with Chris... You'd just get remembered as a "transphobe who bullies autistic people", which is.. sadly what ANYONE involved with Chris gets called by twitter.
     
  20. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Whether one believes in cancel culture as being an actual thing or a right wing dogwhistle or just stupid online drama or what, the whole "transphobe bullying an autistic individual" would be fitting considering how many weens really try to jump in and think they'd make themselves e-famous. And much as Twitter itself is a cesspit with all sorts of idiots likes screechy ass manchild gamers stroking themselves over Sony or virtual tits and far wing politispergs screaming at anyone not left or right leaning enough to coomer brained idiots that tried to defend an "AI drawing"and users flipping their shit over a drawing for whatever reason, a ween immortalizing themselves in some way of trolling Chris more or less deserves flak since the lolcow that Chris was has long passed. The only reason one would try to associate with Chris in terms of e-fame would just be for the lines of something like clout. It's one thing if it was just some random chance encounter and a random pic was taken like it was seeing bigfoot without pestering or stalking Chris such as with Jaiman, a former Kiwi Farmer who met Chris IRL without doing any kind of trolling at a brony convention or some other convention. Compare that to some anyone else trying to follow Chris and get themselves into Christory like with Ethan Ralph and his dumb as fuck shouting at Chris while the latter was being arrested.

    And on an unrelated note, I'm not even kidding on coomer brained idiots with AI. Someone made a crappy AI edit of some IRL Fallout art with claim of "fixing it" (really just cum brained AI editing) and somehow people flocked to defend it against "puritans" rather than realizing why others would just see it as poor in taste. This managed to include some indie game developer and some artist with a following. At least it told me what artist or youtubers to avoid just as with any of the previous Twitter encounters, blocked or not.