05/24/24 Chris spotted at Dallas TX airport

Chris is in Dallas, Texas now after some ween on Reddit posted a video of himself being a dumbass and bothering Chris at the Dallas airport on the ChrisChanSonichu subreddit. I saw this on the CWCki less than a day ago.

I have to admit, I'm gonna laugh if Chris waits ages to send out buckets of gravel because he's this far out of his state right now for who knows how long. Weens truly are their own worst enemy, more than any trolls they might catch the attention of.

It's also pretty embarrassing how this ween willingly filmed themselves bugging Chris in public at Dallas Fort Worth International, and getting shut down by him in seconds. I can't imagine recording myself getting owned by Chris of all people, and then still deciding to upload it onto the internet.

 

I heard it's because of some LEGO convention (dunno for sure).

 

Could be. I think it could also be to visit some relatives on Bob's side, because Bob and his family are originally from East Texas in Fort Worth, which is very close to Dallas. We'll just have to wait and see what Chris has to say about it, since he still usually gives smaller less revealing updates about what he's up to on Twitter and YouTube.

 

Make a new thread for new Chris information.

 

Is this Chris's first time being on a plane? I don't recall him ever being on one (there was one time he was close to doing so for a pony convention, but it fell through after the whole mother fucking thing)

 

he visited Cole in California with his parents in July 1989 (per Cole's CWCki article)

but yeah, this may have been the first time Chris has been on a plane in nearly 35 years

 

I wonder how he dealt with airport security

 

Is Chris getting better?

No, seriously. Is he finally learning how to be a responsible adult? Pre-Jail Saga Chris probably would have been kicked out of the airport by security before ever getting on that plane.

 

>inb4 he pulls something really stupid again?

 

I’m not ruling out that possibility.

 

the TSA has a program for special people, so maybe Chris took advantage of that

 

I hesitated on that initially is because I wasn't sure if this was big enough to be thread worthy at first, or if it should've been a blip in something like Random Thoughts & Questions, and mentioned wherever else it might be relevant. My bad. I only got used to that protocol with CWC updates that Chris himself posts online, whenever it isn't something major that makes the news, up until now.

I did consider a "CWC Sightings Thread" starting with this one right after it dropped a few days ago, maybe as a containment zone for more sightings and discussions of them as they happen, but I'll hold off on that for now until we have more events like this, especially now that this thread exists. I'll leave that idea at staff discretion until further notice.

 

weening isn't winning

 

I didn't know that. If only they had it when I was younger...

Seriously, what was this ween doing at the airport anyways?

 

I guess a part of me only didn't rule out a ween knowingly following Chris on a flight from Virginia to Texas, because it's hard to underestimate just what a race to the bottom weening is in the year of our Lord 2024 especially. The time weens harassed Michael Snyder through the guestbook of his father's funeral in 2019 sticks out to me for more recent years examples of new lows of weenery in particular.

 

Back in the "classic" days, Borb (or at least Barb) likely would've threatened to change the locks at "the temple" on him, if he were to stray that far away from Ruckersville.

totally healthy parenting

 

Oh man, the poor soul who has to sit next to CWC on a flight.

 

This, the smell would be awful