Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

The "q-sand" story was an autistic look into Chris' autism.

 

It's even funnier because it came right out of nowhere. Chris saves "way past cool" terminology for special occasions, like his mom eating part of a sandwich at a mall.

 

"Mitsu"* for "Mitsubishi" was annoying.

*(with the "i" likely pronounced like in "sick")

 

I have no idea why this cracked me up as much as it did.

 

[scan of walls of text in Sonichu]

[another scan of a page-sized wall of text]

 

Here are some moments I like:

• Any pipe to DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
• This moment from the Anna McLerran page:
• And this image caption from the Affair With Mother page:

 

Honestly, I read it in Ron Howard's voice, like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm Arrested Development.

 

(not really funny but it really would've been better if CWC was an elaborate troll)

 

I wish Chris had just stopped making videos after that one.

 

No "Tomgirl"
No Snyder hit-and-run
No "DON'T CALL ANYBODY"
No MLP-mania
No "Idea Guys"
No "Jail of Fail"

 

And we'd be doing something productive with our time.

...Nah, I'd just be posting about DarksydePhil instead.

 

That's a good one.

 

From the Asperger's syndrome article:

 

Reminds me of the people who want to change the name of Downs syndrome because they think "down" is a negative word.

 

What does Chris think of the new lumping together of Asperger syndrome with autism?

Where all "aspies" are now just "autistics"?

 

I believe he said something like 'I'd rather believe my own fact than accept the truth', and that considering them one is 'blasphemous'. (I guess he was developing his God complex even back then).

 

If Chris still rages at aspergers, we'd see the wrath of the CPU Goddess on Twitter but thanks to the incest charges, we're spared from it.

Any and all attempts at merging the two will leave us with an angry CWC, god complex or not.

 

From the article about the video where Chris sings 'A Day In The Life':

 

"Chris on the origin of Sonichu, and why the public school system has failed us"

- CWCki on Chris derping about the creation of "Sonichu"