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FB 4/5 - Fearful of working

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Apr 5, 2017.

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  1. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    How much longer before he lists the Sanic Totem on eBay for $10k?
     
    Someone In A Tree, Apr 5, 2017
    #61
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  2. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    this would be comedy gold
     
    Vexing Devil, Apr 5, 2017
    #62
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  3. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    I'd bid $100 or so on it. Plus Chris would probably list the big fucking thing as Free Shipping, so it'd be well worth it.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 5, 2017
    #63
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  4. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Chris and that sense of brand loyalty. One of his moments that amused me was when he felt the need to specify which version of the Bible he was swearing on one time.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Apr 5, 2017
    #64
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  5. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

    Until you start hearing the voices of the damned as you sleep, and every morning, you wake up with the Totem perched at the end of your bed, staring at you, the light filtering across its frame to it almost appears to be breathing.

    That part is gonna suck.... but yeah, free shipping! Woo!
     
    Blank, Apr 5, 2017
    #65
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  6. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    I'd turn it into the guest room lamp. It would be bolted to the table. I'm not crazy enough to leave that thing free to move.

    It occurs to me that someone needs to write an SCP about it. @Attachments-senpai ?
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 5, 2017
    #66
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    What's the story behind the Sonic Totem? Art project from Manchester High School?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Apr 5, 2017
    #67
  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    Minimal Effort, Apr 5, 2017
    #68
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    OK that is some legit creepypasta shit right there.
     
    Last edited: Apr 6, 2017
    ToroidalBoat, Apr 5, 2017
    #69
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  10. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    Do we have for-sure confirmation that he can see it? If not, things get interesting quick.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 6, 2017
    #70
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  11. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

    Nothing has made me happier today than this little announcement. I've already used Random Mental Paralysis in a sentence! Fuck, Chris, put on some clean panties, get a load of Xanax and go assemble tackle boxes at Tard Industries. You get off at three o'clock, I'm sure barb's not even out of her coffin yet by then.
     
    Chandler Cats, Apr 6, 2017
    #71
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  12. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    If so, I'd be tempted to bid 110$ on it, just so he had to ship it out of the continent
     
    QuiltGuilt, Apr 6, 2017
    #72
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  13. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

    It's been a full day since Chris begged for "high priced" stamp sales, and his Ebay shows $0 in new sales. The last sale he made was on April 1, meaning the Son-Chu review video also failed to move stamps.

    If this keeps up, he might have to get a job.
     
    Hurtful Truth Level, Apr 6, 2017
    #73
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  14. Raybanjo

    Raybanjo Rampant Weenie Cannibalism

    If a blue moon happens and he ends attempting to get one and succeeds, one can only imagine the shit that would go down.
     
    Raybanjo, Apr 6, 2017
    #74
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  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Well autists like us love our precise details, so it would be natural for Chris to throw in trivial bullshit like that.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 6, 2017
    #75
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  16. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    That's why the story of the q-sand is one of my favorite pieces of Christory. He feels it's important to let the reader know about his Taco Bell order.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Apr 6, 2017
    #76
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  17. TheEnderGecko

    TheEnderGecko True and Loyal Sonichu Fan

    I like the sound of Infinichan Crisischu
     
    TheEnderGecko, Apr 6, 2017
    #77
  18. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    Well, he could have saved some valuable yen at the very least if that had been the case.
     
    Very Honest Content, Apr 6, 2017
    #78
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  19. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    Someone In A Tree, Apr 6, 2017
    #79
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  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Someone suggested on KF that Chris sell his toys to earn some money. Toys are only worth something if they're new in the box, otherwise you'll be lucky to sell them for pennies on the dollar at a garage sale. So if he has 50 Lego sets and sells them he might get $250-500 for them.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Apr 6, 2017
    #80
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