3/13 - More advice for DoopieDoOver, also white-knights Tara Strong

I wonder if the two meal thing is true. Chris's weight loss is certainly not improving but i could see him eating only two meals and still bloating like a tick with his diet.

 

Chris is the last person that should be giving people advice.

 

This is literally thirst creeping at this point. Chill Chris.

 

His loneliness is deafening.

 

fixed it for you

 

I kind of get this involuntary reaction to want to punch my computer screen when I see a man in his mid-30s say the word "tummy" in reference to his own stomach...

As for the two meals per day, I'm no nutritionist, but I know a person actually does need to eat to lose weight, otherwise your metabolism crashes (in to slumber). Further, it also depends on the calorie intake, and considering what we know of Chris' diet, I suspect his two meals had been nothing but deep fat fried sodium bites with sugar water to wash it all down.

In reference to Pokeymans League and Church, I highly suspect this is Chris stretching for relevance, trying to think of anything he had been affiliated with at one time and trying to pass it off that he's still an active member. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

 

One of the best voice actresses? She voices a talking pony on a show aimed at toddlers.

I think he's trying to attract Doopie's attention by throwing out as many interests as possible, in the hopes that she'll say "Oh, I love ___ too!" In Chris' mind, this is then followed by a friendship developing, then a romance, and finally application of the Three-Date Rule.

 

It smells of this to me.

This girl also is apparently in a relationship. This hasn't stopped Chris before but it's a complete lack of respect or honesty that will turn a woman off before she sees Chris for the toy hoarding slob NEET he is.

In regards to the two meals a day, science loves to change it's mind because it's always growing and learning unlike Chris. As of now, they said for people whom aren't active or exercising hard it's about the intake and macros more than the amount. So 2 meals or 12 if it's under X it'll help lose, starvation mode is still hotly contested in regards to less active people.

Chris has poor impulse control and eats things low in real nutrients and fiber. This is why you can eat a pound plus of pasta but good luck eating 1lb of oats. If indeed he's only on two meals he's probably really over eating to ward off hunger in the gap between the meals. But since he heard it's working, it's good enough for him.

 

My assesment of this situation can be summed up in a certain Spongebob Squarepants clip.

 

He goes to a newer Pokemon league nowadays and has a few friends there (like, he saw the Lego Batman movie with one of them).

I'm not sure about the church comment. I thought he stopped going a long time ago, but maybe he still knows people from there.

 

I wonder if this same sort of logic is why he keeps tweeting about Tara Strong. Except since Tara is married, he is looking on her to take pity on him and become his new Barb.

 

If he started going to church again maybe he wants Emmanuel God's blessing on his life. That or he knows some lesbians going to his church.

 

Well to be fair she's known for far more than just voicing that pony. Off the top of my head she also the voice of Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents, Raven from Teen Titans, Omi on Xaolin Showdown, and Ben Tennyson on Ben 10. I agree that she's one of the best. But not THE best. Mel Blanc will always be the best voice actor to me.

 

I have to wonder if all this Twitter activity is in response to some kind of rejection that Chris has surprisingly managed to keep off of the internet. He went to see the Batman movie with a woman, after all, and apparently some of the Pokemon league members include current/potential gal-pals. Maybe one (or a number) of them pulled the "I have a boyfriend/am not attracted to lesbian-souled transwomen" on him recently?

All speculation, but this extreme thirst kind of came out of nowhere.

 

That and/or Barb's health is getting worse and he needs to find Barb 2.0 soon.

 

Totally agree. I definitely get the impression he's just fishing for commonalities.

 

Looks like a certain book survived the fire.

 

Okay I joked that we could get a Tara Saga but if Chris continues with this shit...