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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris was transported into Pokemon Red as the player character?
     
    Baron_Aurr, Feb 13, 2017
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  2. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    What if chris wasn't real but a collective delusion we've all been suffering for years....
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Feb 13, 2017
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  3. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    He would sit outside a Pokecenter with a sign advertising he's looking for a trainer-free Pokemon and never catch one.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 13, 2017
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    14BLC does look like it's an abandoned house...
     
    ToroidalBoat, Feb 13, 2017
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    hm yeah likes this.
  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Well, then I don't know what Rob Bell's problem was.
     
    Cyan, Feb 13, 2017
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    king kong... with wings?, Luna, Strewth and 1 other person like this.
  6. Telefunken

    Telefunken Telefunken

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    What if chris was contacted by the secret service and that is why we do not see any facebook posts on trump.
     
    Telefunken, Feb 13, 2017
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  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    What if Chris were a lawyer? DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Feb 13, 2017
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  8. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    If his briefs are covered in shit, you must acquit.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 14, 2017
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  9. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    No Chris posted a video of him playing a first person shooter. The name of the game escpaes me at the moment, He died multiple times on the first level. He also tried to play destiny, be did somewhat better as he curse yamaneha-ed his enemies. You could psychic blast enemies.. Nobody gave him money for Farcry 2 the first person shooter, or was it serious Sam?He demanded 5 dollars for beating the first level.
     
    JOHANnessburg, Feb 16, 2017
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  10. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris was on one of those hoarding reality TV shows?
     
    Baron_Aurr, Feb 19, 2017
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  11. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    It would be one of the most watched episodes in the show's history.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 19, 2017
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  12. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    The Greene county health board will once again have evidence of the squalor that the Chandlers live in and evict them on health grounds as the Internet Lumberjack warned.

    What if Chris was actually smart with his money from his 35th and paid off the debts and occasionally saved up and invested his Tugboat?
     
    JOHANnessburg, Feb 21, 2017
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  13. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    He would get stuck playing the SNES/Gamecube in the room
     
    Stardust, Feb 21, 2017
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  14. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    He would spend the rest of his life looking for Mew under the truck.
     
    Aldora, Feb 21, 2017
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I heard you have to use Elbow-Greased Strength to move it.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Feb 21, 2017
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  16. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
     
    Aldora, Feb 21, 2017
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  17. hm yeah

    hm yeah buh ayway

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    what if chris farted so hard his guts came out and he bled to death.

    i'll bet barb would eat him like a cat would.

    eyes first.
     
    hm yeah, Feb 21, 2017
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if Chris never discovered ED?
     
    Uncle Frank, Feb 24, 2017
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  19. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Chris(tine) went on the Price is Right?
     
    Norman Krasner, Feb 24, 2017
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  20. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Chris's has absolutely no value of money other than things that interest Chris.
    Like, Chris could win a Playstation and some fancy Legos, but that's about it.
    Chris thinks that a 24' tube TV would get him 200$ in this century and 10 grand for a busted old car that might get a quarter of that price. Part of this is Barb, But Chris isn't innocent.
    Chris would honestly have no idea what a new car would cost, or what a week in Hawaii would run you.
     
    Pibot, Feb 24, 2017
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