FB 2/16 - Chris comments on Bob's death

So first it was the 'stress' of the trolls (IE the drama that Chris himself caused) that killed Bob Chandler, now a sudden and ill-defined 'loud noise' is Chris's excuse? I know many people have some degree of short-sighted anger toward hospital staff when a family member dies in their care, but this is just childish.

If I had a chance to talk to chris, I'd keep this in my back pocket in case chris ever brought up his father: I'd tell him flat out that Bob Chandler died of shame, shame of the sad, whimpering thing he had to call his son. That the thing he sired was a childish parasite that likes to doodle with crayons and play with toys rather than go out into the world and be anything other than a pitiful, worthless sponge.
Mic Drop

 

You forgot to mention that Chris is also, as Bob himself put it, a "fag."

 

It's like the CWCki says: Chris would like to live in a permanent time capsule of high school days. Kind of like that Groundhog Day movie.

Paradise to CWC is no internet trolls, Patti still alive, Bob is still around, Barb still cooks, "gal-pals" are there, teachers tolerate sanic and pokemon in homework, a regular routine, and no adult responsibilities.

 

If anything, I would say Anna and Rocky were more of a troll then Kim was.

 

I swear Bob's death was the saddest thing of all this Chris-chan shenanigans.

I honestly hate Barbara Chandler so I really liked Bob and was super sad when I found out he died. He was the only decent person in that household.

 

Decent relative to barb

 

Win win win.

 

People liked Bob because when trolls called he seemed so affable in the calls. Also Bob served in the army, was an engineer, had a few patents and was father to a doctor of optometry and a doctor of mathematics. Bob accomplished so much more than Chris ever will.

 

And there were points where it looked like he was the only one who disciplined chris. That made him likable compared to Blorb's constant babying childcare tactics.

 

Sometimes (all the time) it seems like the only reason Chris misses Bob is because of the added responsiblilities.

That's sad, yo.

 

I said this on the Kiwi, but if all it took was a Loud Noise to kill Bob, Chris had been actively contributing to his death for decades. Not counting the years spent screaming at invisible enemies into his PSEye, by his own admission his only means of communication in his first seven years of life was screeching & throwing tantrums.
You killed Bob, Chris! It's all your fault!

The really sad thing is that Bob once had a massive heart attack in the middle of Golden Corral. But of course he doesn't remember one of the things that actuallydid help kill Bob, or he's too dumb to make the correlation that excessive fast food intake = bad.
As some others had said:

Which actually makes a lot of sense. There's no doubt that Chris suddenly blaming the hospital for his father's "untimely" death six years after the fact is all Barb. When the complaints about "losing his freedom" come right after, it's because Barb is nagging or annoying him more than usual, presumably with whatever she happens to be bitching about (the hospital staff, Chris being annoying). I'm basing this claim on the fact that this isn't the first time he has said this.

 

-Nods in agreement to BOLDYSPICY!-
Thanks for posting that quote.

That's good as proof in my eyes that he's only sad that his father is gone because it means Chris can't sponge in his room all day. Remember how he told Alec or in the Father Calls about how much hard work he did? He was annoyed with that amount of effort and time away from his delusions. Now that chris is being forced to dip his toe in the water called REAL LIFE he's scared and wants to go back to that facile existence when he hid from the world on his parent's dime.

And really, if at this point Blorb woke up and looked at her life and her son's life and decided to try and discipline him at the raw young age of 35, he'd be on twitter calling his mother horrible, nasty things. He'd paint her as the most evil person and he'd be begging for a pair of tits with legs to come and rescue him.

Chris doesn't really love his parents, they're a means to an end.

 

^ gotta disagree. according to the holders of the legendary black tape (marvin/canine and alec), chris has just broken down sobbing hysterically 'like a teen girl' in their words, because he genuinely misses his father and doesn't understand death. even in his late 20s he thought dead people might possibly come back.

 

Chris's has shifted the blame around concerning Bob's demise ever since it happened. First the reaper, the the hospital, then Troll stress, then the hospital again. Chris wasn't ready for Bob to die and likely never would have been. Had bob still been alive in 2015 he probably would have convinced himself that he would die at an even later date, and still blamed other people for Bob's death when it happened.

 

While normal people might blame external sources for a loved one's death, chris is generally not capable of comprehending death which I find disturbing but at the same time rather unsurprising. I admit that I really do wonder if chris thinks he is immortal though

 

Chris seems to understand that he, like all people, must one day die. He also seems to be under the impression that he will pass away at an age exceeding 90 or preferably 100.

 

Nah, I'm sure that by the time he dies we'll have the technology to implant his brain in a robot body, then he'll be immortal. Heck, we'll all be immortal. None of us will ever die.

 

I admit I think I would die a decade or two sooner than Chris thinks he will, but I really think if Chris lives beyond his troll-estimated life span of his 40's or 50's, he will be miserable as fuck.

I think that would be a waste of resources to make everyone immortal, especially with a growing population

 

I'm sure by that time we'll have colonized Mars and various other planets. So, there will be plenty of room.

Besides, I never said that we'd use big robots. Maybe we'll use tiny robots.