So... what now? (Post dismissal Chris)

It appears Chris has received the mandate of heaven to a limited extent and has avoided serious charges and extended prison time...again.

Let's consider the possibility this represents the baseline for the rest of his life. Since whatever terrestrial/celestial mechanisms currently at work are keeping him from receiving the absolute worst consequences for his actions.

1) He can't improve his life much because he's Chris and didn't get the support networks to thrive when it mattered.

2) He never gets delt the worse consequences (imprisonment or an early death). Sometimes he's more restricted than usual. Other times not so much.

3) He always has a baseline of notoriety due to his own actions or the actions of whatever brain damaged generation of weens come of age.

If we consider these three things as principals Chris' life is governed by what happens next? In the medium to long term?

(This is a semi serious thread, post whatever take you feel like)




Personally I think he shits himself and does nothing but also I think somebody makes an well produced documentary about Chris that isn't a piece of shit and is only 2 or 3 hours. Maybe in a decade or so. Like something you can show to people outside this community.

 

>inb4 he gets arrested for "returning suddenly" to "the temple"

(and then endless continuances before he gets off relatively lightly)

 

Since we don't know anything he's probably being watched closely (this is for the best).

If we did discover where, when and why imagine how bad the next trashraider would be. Each wave of Chris watchers are worse than the last in some aspect.

 

weens be like:


"Homer Simpson - I'm going outside to stalk Lenny and Carl"

 

I was hoping for more rage online.

 

Naw, just shitty memes.

It would have filled an afternoon.

 

Maybe it really could've been winning those sweepstakes which led to that.

 

A dismissed case should imply that Christine is no longer subject to any restriction. I know this sounds hard to swallow, but the drama over the last two years and the fact the case was sealed increases the chance of Christine being granted an anonymity or restraining order against "persons unknown".

Whether Christine will follow the anonymity order is another question, but I think the probability is no longer zero.

 

Pretty sweet life, maybe I should do crimes and live in a group home.

 

no
don't do crimes
also being institutionalized would suck after a while
"mental hospitals suck but disability checks are cool" - Terry A Davis

I'm pretty sure Chris is taking lots of psych meds

 

Free room and board
Toys
15 minutes of Internet a day

Sounds great

 

room and board isn't free
it's paid for by his tugboat and health insurance
IDK how much spending money he gets after all that (he has some because he goes to Walmart sometimes)

 

Wait a minute, Chris still has his tugboat?

 

I've been following another lolcow who is in bad health and lives in assisted living (in his 40s)
his disability check pays for his housing and insurance (Medicaid?) and he gets about 70 bucks to spend a month extra
I assume it's the same with CWC

 

Social Security payments are stopped with a prison sentence IIRC, and the "Jail of Fail" stay was only jail.