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Ideas that Desperate Companies can Dredge for Attempted Cash Grabs

Discussion in 'Films' started by Adamska, Jan 28, 2017.

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  1. hm yeah

    hm yeah buh ayway

    rated m for manure

    or perhaps g for gums.

    t for toothless.

    pg-13 for putrid gums and only 13 teeth left

    okay i'm out of nick bate puns
     
    hm yeah, Jan 31, 2017
    #101
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  2. PrincessVenus

    PrincessVenus Member

    They could make an animated sonichu movie
     
    PrincessVenus, Jan 31, 2017
    #102
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  3. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    Too many copyright battles, including CWC's hilariously.

    Though speaking of exploitation, Magic School Bus movie. Done in cg, with none of the education or charm inherent in that series for children.
     
    Adamska, Jan 31, 2017
    #103
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  4. PrincessVenus

    PrincessVenus Member

    Question is do you think Normies would watch a Sonichu movie?
     
    PrincessVenus, Jan 31, 2017
    #104
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  5. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    It depends on how they cut the trailer. I imagine it'd have a better chance than the Emoji movie.
     
    Adamska, Jan 31, 2017
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  6. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

    Rated PG for periodontal gum disease.

    PG-13 for 13 Prison Guards
     
    Liquid Squirtle, Jan 31, 2017
    #106
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  7. Doc Cassidy

    Doc Cassidy Coc Dassidy

    A straight white male born to wealthy parents in Seattle must deal with crippling oppression when zhe comes out as non-binary on the internet.

    Zhe struggles through violent misgendering and zer friends' brutal indifference of zer gender identity.

    After zhe gains 300 pounds and dyes zer hair blue zhe smashes the patriarchy with twitter and makes the world safe for oppressed people like zerself.
     
    Doc Cassidy, Jan 31, 2017
    #107
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  8. muh_moobs

    muh_moobs Active Member

    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.
     
    muh_moobs, Feb 1, 2017
    #108
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  9. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

     
    Very Honest Content, Feb 1, 2017
    #109
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  10. muh_moobs

    muh_moobs Active Member

    ' Proud o' you, boy.

    Fuckin' love Garbage Pail Kids.
     
    muh_moobs, Feb 1, 2017
    #110
  11. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    Art 'Maus' Speigelman was behind the creation of the cards, I had zero idea that was the case before a late night internet deep dive with too much time on my hands revealed to me that fact recently. Also, that movie was so bad my grandmother flat out refused to take me to see it again, she pawned me off on her teenage neighbor from a house up the street and met me outside the theater after killing the running time in the mall the second admission I went to see it, a rarity because my grandmother was awesome about stuff like that usually, but the GP Kids broke her, they were that offensive/putrid of a cinematic product. It even became something of a running joke for a while between us afterwards, she'd only agree to take me to movies if I promised they weren't as bad as that one was beforehand.
     
    Very Honest Content, Feb 1, 2017
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  12. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    80's nostalgia is a bit off now, but 90s is currently in. It's why I also expect remake movies for most of Cartoon Network's line-ups... along with of board games like Mouse Trap and Don't Wake Daddy. Because even commercials and things like that are not safe from these lot.
     
    Adamska, Feb 1, 2017
    #112
  13. muh_moobs

    muh_moobs Active Member

    Nazis are a tired brand people can't seem to get enough of.
     
    muh_moobs, Feb 1, 2017
    #113
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  14. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    Go product placement, advertise to the extreme!
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Feb 2, 2017
    #114
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  15. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

     
    Ms. Mowz, Feb 2, 2017
    #115
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  16. bustopher_jones

    bustopher_jones Found at all the best clubs.

    How about a movie based on the legendarily unsafe NJ attraction Action Park?
    Oh wait that is real.
     
    bustopher_jones, Feb 2, 2017
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  17. The Mysterious Stranger

    The Mysterious Stranger An Angel named Satan

    In a shocking twist, "Don't Wake Daddy- the movie" will be a very dark film when you realize the children aren't sneaking out of their bed to get a snack, they're trying to get away from their father, who rapes them every night, and they need to try to get out of the house without waking him.

    In all seriousness, I am dreading whatever piece of tripe an executive comes up with to try to sell toys. That's what pretty much all of these things are. An attempt to sell a product, usually toys. I'm guessing a Hatchimals movie is being planned.
     
    The Mysterious Stranger, Feb 2, 2017
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  18. Ol Slag

    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

    I could see a terrible movie about Stretch Armstrong or a comic reboot of the Incredible Crash Dummies.
     
    Ol Slag, Feb 2, 2017
    #118
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  19. PrincessVenus

    PrincessVenus Member

    A live action Sanic movie
     
    PrincessVenus, Feb 2, 2017
    #119
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  20. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

    Extra points for Sonic reimagined as an adult human male with a few hedgehog-like features.
    [​IMG]
    Hey, at least his arms are flesh colored!
     
    Craftaman Tractor, Feb 2, 2017
    #120
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