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1/9/17: Chris Accuses FDA Of Discriminating Against Trans People

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Vaccines may not cause autism, but being injected with Chris' blood probably would.
     
  2. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

    Hormone imbalances aside, yes, it’d be most excellent to be injured or ill and require a blood transfusion only to find the blood you receive is all sorts of jacked up on random meds the donor bought off the internet, because that’s not dangerous at all!

    Also, being somewhat familiar with tattoos and body piercings, blood drives generally won’t allow you to donate blood if you’ve gotten a tattoo or piercing within a certain amount of time. (It’s like a year or two for tattoos, not sure for piercings.)* With Chris’ magick vagina bursting through his taint due to the Unclit 2.0, I’m fairly certain that’s a big ol’ red flag for the Red Cross.

    *Source: I haven’t been able to donate blood for like 5 years because prettified.
     
  3. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

    According to an earlier hypothesis made by Chris, a vaccine made of Chris's blood would cure homosexuality. So you would trade one curse for another.
     
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  4. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    thems the rules chris cant change the rules.
     
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  5. hm yeah

    hm yeah buh ayway

    drink my blood
     
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  6. Bad Hair Roo Day

    Bad Hair Roo Day TOO MUCH FUCKIN HAIRGEL

    >Complains about Transphobia >Has specifically stated that he would never fuck men, even if they wore dresses
     
  7. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    I think "Perfect Hormone Levels" needs to be a new forum member!
     
  8. Vegas Bunny

    Vegas Bunny Well-Known Member

  9. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

    "Drink...my blood!"
    - Chris to Naitsirch

    No wonder he thinks the FDA is involved
     
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  10. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    Considering the hoarder's paradise he lives in, it's not shocking he takes a dim view of having minimal standards.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Imagine one's cholesterol levels after getting a blood donation from CWC.
     
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  12. Ghost Nappa

    Ghost Nappa hilariously derailing one-liner

    Chris's blood is actually so packed with fats and oil that it's flammable!
     
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  13. Vegas Bunny

    Vegas Bunny Well-Known Member

    And makes better candle wax than actual earwax!
     
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  14. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

    Transgenders
    (Homos in disguise, waging their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Discriminacons)
     
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  15. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

    I don't think he self medicates with enough estrogen to make any difference. At most he's managed to accidentally pioneer a male birth control formula.
     
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  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Yeah, if people need blood they're probably near death's door and need the healthiest blood they can possibly get. I don't blame blood banks for being picky about what kind of blood they're getting.

    It would be funny to know what exactly was the reason for being kept from donating blood. Probably walking in unkempt, possibly reeking of BO, may not have showered for a few days and had incoherent, unintelligible speech patterns, ranting about da trolls and his lesbian soul. Yeah, it was totally discrimination against trans people.

    And this particular blood bank I believe was giving away some sort of prize for donating blood, so a double whammy.
     
  17. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

    Not that he needs one
     
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