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Neil Breen Thread

Discussion in 'Films' started by Jewhunter69, Jan 21, 2017.

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Favorite Breen Movie?

  1. I Am Here.... Now

    4 vote(s)
    20.0%
  2. Double Down

    10 vote(s)
    50.0%
  3. Fateful Findings

    12 vote(s)
    60.0%
  4. Pass Thru

    1 vote(s)
    5.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    I do it when I feel lazy and there are tuna and crackers at home. But yeah, it's probably a bad way to make friends in the workplace.

    If you really want everyone in a large area to hate you, reheat tuna casserole in the microwave. It's delicious, but if you're not the one eating it the smell is brutal.
     
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  2. Descent

    Descent Well-Known Member

    Just don't spill that shit while you're driving or leave the empty cans in your car and you guys should be fine.
     
  3. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    I wish this forum had the cans.wav emote
     
  4. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

  5. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    He should use Patreon. Not sure if I'd donate to the screen-used can of tuna reward level, or the broken laptop one.
     
  6. Jewhunter69

    Jewhunter69 I'm feeling edgy.

  7. broke dick dog

    broke dick dog Moderator Staff Member Moderator

  8. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

    Praise be unto the King HumanBreen.


    "No deserts"
    "Dark psychological thriller"
    "shot completely at night"

    Breen is really taking big leaps with this one.

    EDIT: I forgot to add in Neil Breen's GoFundMe if anyone feels like helping him out: LINK
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  9. broke dick dog

    broke dick dog Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    No laptops or hacking in this one either!
     
  10. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    I hope he continues with each film getting "progressivley bigger."
     
  11. Jewhunter69

    Jewhunter69 I'm feeling edgy.

    If I had money I'd back it. Maybe I can pay him in Tuna?
     
  12. Salt Water Taffy

    Salt Water Taffy Venus Symbol

    It also goes without saying that he has the best ball sack.

     
  13. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

    An interesting look into King Breen's masterpieces:
     
  14. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    That's a great portrait.
     
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  15. Cornholio

    Cornholio I need TP for my bunghole!

    I have finally watched Fateful Findings. I look forward to seeing his other works. He really likes spilling things, throwing laptops around, and shots of feet.
     
  16. Neil Breen should not be allowed within 50 feet of any laptop. He's abused so many of the poor things over the years and I don't think he even knows how to turn them on.

    He should also not be allowed within 50 feet of any naked 13-year-olds trapped in a room covered in black tarp.
     
  17. Descent

    Descent Well-Known Member



    The trailer for Neil Breen's latest master piece is out.

    He MUST have some sense of self awareness about how goofy his films are.
     
  18. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    It's good to see him sinking all the profits from his previous films into the production values of this newest one.
     
  19. ASoulMan

    ASoulMan The Lasaga Master/Booty Warrior

    Neil Breen is fun to watch when drunk or high. It's great when Movie Night has one of his films on the playlist.
     
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  20. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

    Happy Birthday Neil! Enjoy your desert tuna and your harem of wine moms!