FB 11/15 - Operation BARBarossa

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1576157585812048

 

Wonderful.

 

Wtf is this? A fan fiction inside a fan fiction that’s cloaked in retardation?

 

Out of context, without knowing this was Chris, one might think a young kid wrote this in a sugar fueled rage

 

Given Chris's track record of being manipulated by children, that's not outside of the realm of possibility.

But still, whoever is feeding this crap to Chris needs to work on their material. I'm guessing that he has a new sweetheart who is insisting that it Chris doesn't mention her existence to the internet.

 

What if this is the reality and chris was the choosen one to see it?

 

I know chris isn't smart enough to make these sort of puns on his own. Fine Ol' Solution? BARBarossa? Chris does not, DOES NOT spend his days researching history. The attention Pewdiepie gave him combined with this 'lulzy' nazi references? oh god Chris is going to be eaten alive by progressives if this gets spread around.

 

This. One only needs to look at Chris and his "Random access humor" to realize that he isn't, and never has been witty. I would be incredibly shocked if he came up with these puns by himself. Pretty sure a ween/potential sweetheart is feeding these to him.

 

I want to know what will happent to chris if the Jewish community sees this.

 

Honestly?
There will be a stir and some people will no doubt be offended but I'm sure others will understand/ assume that Chris is in fact mentally retarded and being spoon fed stuff.

 

I fucking can't understand what I just read. What is even going on? This is the first time I'm completely lost.

 

What's this about prison camps?

 

Didn't he get killed by Jack Sparrow after all the medallion- Oh, this is about Barb. Nevermind

 

Whichever ween's feeding Chris material really showed their hand this time, which unfortunately kills most of the entertainment value.

 

Yeah, its like some ween made chris snort a line of pixie sticks, then got chris to ramble about how his new favorite game fits into cwcville while feeding him shit about the nazis. JQ or some new ween's got their hand up our favorite muppet's ass.

 

Fine Ol’ Solution is from Squidbillies, just in case anyone thought it was a clever pun.

 

Is this Chris or is this someone who's hacked him? Chris wouldn't be that blind would he? I mean, come on, Barbarossa, prison camps, furnaces, showers. Is Chris that stupid or does he not understand the historical importance and travesty of the holocaust. Surly he'd be able to see tha—

















Oh, fuck.

 

I like Jimmy Eat World.

 

Either way it's pissing me off because it's more less sense than regular Chris antics.

It's just fucking becoming random garbage and not even interesting. God Chris is gonna stuff this Neptunia shit into the comics I know it.

 

Well he has stuffed crap up his ass before, now he can pull stuff out of it... oh wait... never mind.