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Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by PsychoNerd, Jan 25, 2022.

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  1. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Jesus.
    Fucking.
    Christ.

    So, his story is now that Barb came on to him in 2012? I really want to believe this isn't true, but Barb is absolutely fucked up too so I have no idea who to believe.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, May 16, 2022
    #101
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  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    Believe the poor person investigating this dumpster fire of a train wreck.
     
    Minimal Effort, May 16, 2022
    #102
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  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    Someone should send Barb a chipmunk’s bounty of bananas.
     
    Skeletor, May 16, 2022
    #103
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  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    I find it weird that Chris, who cannot shut the fuck up or keep any information about himself or his family private, wouldn't have mentioned this before.
     
    Cyan, May 16, 2022
    #104
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  5. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

    I’m not sure if I believe it, since Chris keeping anything a secret for ten years seems very unlikely. I could be wrong though.

    I like how one of his big concerns in this letter is still MLP g5.
     
    PigaDgrifm, May 16, 2022
    #105
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  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    Saying something that he thinks might help his case after he's already in trouble does sound like something Chris would do. The only head scratcher here is that if it is a lie, it's a competent one, and Chris isn't that smart.

    That said Barb was a creep so maybe she did say something like that ten years ago.
     
    Cyan, May 16, 2022
    #106
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    The hooker incident was already a decade ago?? :confused:

    (and yet it really was)
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 16, 2022
    #107
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  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    2012 was a decade ago. I'm not sure what to do with that information.

    As for Barb, she's a creep, but I don't think she's THAT level of creep. As I said, most likely just him trying to justify his actions.
    On that topic, I noticed that he's still talking about 'soul-bonding' with Barb. I'm not sure what he wants to get out of that. At first it seems like he's trying to say 'we didn't have sex', but now he's saying 'actually it's OK for us to have sex'? He can't get his story straight.
     
    Judgesaturn507, May 16, 2022
    #108
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  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    Yeah when it comes to Barb, Chris already said that she was confused and resistant, and he had to persist with her. I don't believe for a second that Barb consented without at least being coerced, and it's difficult to argue to the contrary without saying she deserved to be raped.

    But I can believe she would have said some creepy shit to Chris when she was lucid enough to try confronting Snyder. Barb seems to be the type to enjoy tap dancing on the line without actually crossing it.
     
    Cyan, May 16, 2022
    #109
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    2012 was some year.

    That "the world is ending because Nibiru or whatever" thing, that Harold Camping Rapture prediction, the failed "Occupy" movement, the 3D TV craze, fallout from the Snyder incident...

    Reminds me of that long rambling "q-sand" story.

    (the one where Barb had outside food in a restaurant despite being told it's not allowed)
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 16, 2022
    #110
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  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    Man, it sure would be weird if they establish that Barb consented and that she has to go to jail.
     
    Judgesaturn507, May 17, 2022
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  12. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    The music in my head when I realize that 2012 was a decade ago now.

     
    NAITCHA BAH, May 17, 2022
    #112
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  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    Seriously, what happened to vaporwave?
     
    Judgesaturn507, May 17, 2022
    #113
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Looks like vaporwave was vaporware...
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 17, 2022
    #114
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  15. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal



    nice one...:[
     
    One Too Many, May 18, 2022
    #115
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  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

    ｎｅｅｄｓ ｍｏｒｅ ｆｕｌｌｗｉｄｔｈ
     
    Judgesaturn507, May 19, 2022
    #116
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  17. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

    Assaulting an officer notwithstanding. (Either she actually crossed the line there, or that was a trumped-up charge on the part of an impatient police officer–we'll probably never know for sure.)

    Also insofar as a Karen (of which Barb was a prototype) never actually crosses the line.
     
    Henry Bemis, May 19, 2022
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  18. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    It never disappeared; it lives on in our hearts in the same way as Chris Chan before he was killed and impersonated by a pod person sometime back in 2015.
     
    Ms. Mowz, May 19, 2022
    #118
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  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    chris was never impersonated by a pod person, genetics is just a bitch.
     
    Minimal Effort, May 19, 2022
    #119
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  20. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

    He's beyond the point where structure would help tbh.
     
    ShinyMetalAss, May 19, 2022
    #120
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