12/18/17 - Chris left Jesus for Neptunia goddesses

So basically he left Jesus because he is a JERK and hangs out with other JERKS rather than a harem of underage anime girls.

Sadly this probably isn't the first time someone abandoned their religion for Anime alone.

 

we're reaching Randy Stair levels of unhinged.

 

h i l a r i o u s

 

chris will have to start posting videos of him practicing firing shotguns before we get to Randy's level of insanity but... we're gettin' close. He'd just have to pull out Bob's guns and film himself. that's all.

 

Does this mean that Chris, having embraced anime tiddies as his new religion, is now a giant fuckin weeb? Discuss for 500 pages

 

I don't disagree with the sentiment at all, but I would think if Bob had any guns and Chris knew about them, they'd have been sold for Lego quite some time ago.

 

Here comes the Unclit 3.0.

 

While I have no doubt he'd do exactly that, I don't recall the guns going up for sale. Bob's Stradivarius, yes, but his guns? I don't think so.

 

I agree with everyone here that this is crazy and kinda sad although it isn't that surprising to me that he did it or let alone why

 

I assume Barb considers them part of her horde and they remain in the safe they weathered the fire in. Most likely not only does Chris not have access to them, they are likely buried in the junk so deeply that they are inaccessible.