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True! It's just gonna go downhill from here!

 

So, can we assume Chris is colourblind? That would explain his colour choices. The awful, awful colour choices…

 

He might be cullorblind.

 

Sure, why not? He's already autistic and shits his pants. Might as well keep piling on.

 

Chris likely looks at his hair and thinks "It's blue-green, that's a kind of blue!".

 

Yellow + blue= green so green is blue.

 

Take some vitamin E you goober it'll help your nails AND hair

 

Which I'm sure he won't understand!

 

Start working towards that and then NOPE

 

Chris and nutrition go as well together as sardines and a wood chiper.

 

Says it all right there, people.

 

Remember when you were a kid and there was that one kid who, whenever someone else received a compliment, would barge in and be all "Am Iiiiii [desirable quality] too?"
And the adult said yes out of pity, and the kid would then march around bragging about how s/he's [desirable quality]?
Yeah. That's what happening here.

 

chris keeps trying and failing... hard.

 

My cousin was like this, hardcore. If my parents would compliment me or my sister or one of my other cousins, this cousin would always swoop in and go "Am I (insert compliment here) too?"

And of course, my parents, not wanting to be dicks, would go "Of course you are...."

 

For some reason, Chris flirting with women on Twitter (or just being friendly, whatever) made me think of this song.