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Tweet 3/23 - Chris wants Doopie's company

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Mar 23, 2017.

  1. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

  2. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

    I would feel bad for Doopie, if I didn't think that she courted weirdos like Chris, for her Patreon and youtube videos.
     
  3. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    I assumed the range was from 16-27 to be perfectly honest. I dont know what defines a millenial except people in their early 20s
     
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  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    When you want people to donate to your Patreon, you must accept the fact that the wierdos will find you.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    What if Chris is the first Millennial, just like he could be the first brony?
     
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  6. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    I say so
     
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  7. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

    I don't know what's creepier:

    - Chris shamelessly hitting on a random girl on Twitter non-stop.
    - Us, the "Autistic Illuminati", watching these activities like a group of vultures. Not a soul is aware of our discussions outside of this dark circle.
     
  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    The former. Anytime chris hits on any female. A lawyer somewhere gets a feeling and says "Somebody needs a restraining order".
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2017
  9. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    We're not the autistic Illuminati. We're the autistic National Enquirer.
     
  10. I know Chris is not a serial killer solely due to the fact that he's too goddamn lazy. He'd try to lure potential victims to come to him and then flake out on disposing of the body properly. The police would catch him as soon as they show up at his house asking why the woman he sexually harassed on a public website has been missing for three days.

    Fandoms are creepy in general. And yes, the CWC fandom train exists and we are driving it.
     
  11. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

    I know you won't really seriously take him seriously Doopy, but there's hundreds of better thirsty guys hitting on you, that pink cat, the purple bird, and even the girls that never talk in every YouTube video.
     
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  12. PCA

    PCA Well-Known Member

    Don't go over there girl...you gonna get raped!
     
  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    More likely... you gonna get infested and need a power washing.
     
  14. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

    The thirst is real and pretty disgusting ugh.

    Like Chris... I thought you said countless times that you wouldn't flirt with girls on the internet? What happened to real life or bust?

    /in b4 Doopie Saga
     
  15. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

    Desperation set in and mingled with the stupidity Chris has had for a long time
     
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  16. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

    It might be subconscious on a certain level. I've caught myself thirstposting while interacting with randos online before, and Chris lacks self-awareness and introspection.
     
  17. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    That required effort.
     
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  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    So far Doopie has not been mean to/rejected him.

    That justifies the ammount of effort he has put into all of this.
     
  19. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Or for even more dumbass points, make an RP account as Doopie just to fuck with Chris.
     
  20. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    welcome to the cabal.
     
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