What If?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Sōkidan!

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    Sure, he does that, then art critics ask him to demonstrate more of his talent. When chris shows them what he can really do, they start hunting for the real artist and decry chris as an art thief
     
  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank A genuine English bastard.

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    What if Greene County DID condemn Chris' house after the house tour?
     
  3. QuiltGuilt

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    Financhu saga in 2009
     
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  4. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Sōkidan!

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    What would you do if you got a chance to live in your favorite fictional world for a day... but you had to bring chris with you?
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Do you realize something? Let me tell you if the health department sees those videos they will condemn our house and we’d have to move out of it.
     
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  6. Harrison Gentleman

    Harrison Gentleman Weeaboo One-Percenter

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    Considering my favorite settings are World of Darkness and the original Twilight 2000, Chris wouldn't last two minutes. I'd probably also die pretty quickly too if it were T2K because everyone is squishy in the immediate aftermath of World War III.
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no hope for chris, only lulz.
     
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  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Sōkidan!

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    Chris demands a girlfriend. Slaanesh answers his prayers... -snerk-
     
  9. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Would've left him in Kadingir Sanctum
     
  10. QuiltGuilt

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    I'd send him to the Circle of Magi and laugh and laugh
     
  11. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris was dead the whole time?
     
  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Then we blame ourselves for not taking out barb (a.k.a patient zero) and for being distracted as the hordes of undead sneak up upon us.

    @Sakura97 Thanks for setting of my paranoia now.
     
  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Sōkidan!

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    Imagine it was Ravenloft. The Dark Powers would love making CWCville real and making chris the dark lord... then ironically tormenting him forever somehow. Probably by not having any women in the city.
     
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  14. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    What if Chris got a gift card for liposuction? Just go in and get it done. Would he take it up? He would have to admit he's not a pretty princess like he fancys himself, also, he seems to have a pain tolerance so I don't think he'd chicken out. Would he turn it into this big thing about "it's what us girls do?"
     
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  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Sōkidan!

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    Oh he'd take it, whine about the severe pain as a means to get more sympathy online. However chris would do nothing to change his eating and living habits and before he knows it the saggy, empty folds of skin begin to fill back up with fat. Chris then declares on twitter that liposuction is a huge scam and no one should do it, and tries to petition his followers to get the doctor who did it labeled a quack because he's not thin anymore.
     
  16. QuiltGuilt

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    No idea what you're talking about
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    I might've convinced Q to send Chris to Risa to see if a horga'hn really is a 100% effective Atrraction Sign.
     
  18. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Sōkidan!

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    Pretty good, if old fantasy series. Ravenloft is a misty, gothic, grimdark setting. Its hell, but not hell for you. The enigmatic and onmipotent Dark Powers drag evil people, or people with the potential for evil into its borders and once there, the Dark Powers won't let you leave. If the Dark Powers think you're very entertaining, they'll create your own personal realm to rule and make you virtually immortal... then torment you forever. Strahd(who's basically dracula) has his beloved reincarnated over and over, and just when she's within his grasp, she kills herself or dies by some other means. Lord Soth (a Vader-ish knight) has banshees that constantly sing of his every failure. The dark powers dangle hope on a string and then yank it away.

    Now put chris in a similar position.
     
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  19. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I was referencing Dragon Age but Ravenloft seems like it would be funnier. I'll put it on my list of interesting books(?) I'll never actually read, probably.
    DnD, huh?
     
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  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Sōkidan!

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    Ah. Never played Dragon Age. Thought you were referencing something else. and yeah, I was DM for my group for a long time. Ravenloft's a meat grinder but its one of the few places where you can play a 'good' necromancer.
     
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