Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Sonichu was the original self-insert of CWC.

Before "Chris Chan Sonichu", "Night Star" and "Blue Heart", there was "Sonichu".

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 28

Yes, I know @Cyan already posted the third picture, but hey, the belt buckle of fail is funny enough that it's worth bringing it up again.

I'm going to take a small break from posting. I just finished the first of three pages containing all of the contents from The Scrapbook of Fail.
Reminder that I'm only posting stuff that are not duplicates and actually have some relationship to the comics in some way.
(The anti-Harry Potter card and attraction sign attachment for Chris's DS were exceptions because I thought they were too funny to not share.)

 

Is Chris the only person in history to make his own bootleg merchandise?

 

And we're back

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 29

And here we have bootleg Animal Crossing e-Reader and Yu-Gi-Oh cards of Sonichu's alleged evolution, Metonic (really just Sonichu wearing a terrible suit of armor that still leaves him exposed).
(P.S.: is anyone here that has a PSP, GBA, GameCube, DS, or GBA SP that would be willing to put these ugly Sonichu decals on their vidya systems? I'm just curious.)

 

I don't think I'd want to ruin my GBA SP like that.

Spoiler: color infodump

Also that fluorescent cyan color on that thing looks like #00ffff, an RGB color outside the CMYK gamut (color space). If one tried to print that stuff, the fluorescent cyan could be converted to all sorts of off-colors in CMYK (like a dark and more green turquoise). At best, it would get duller or less saturated, but otherwise about the same.

If they taught Chris the difference between RGB and CMYK in that computer graphics class (or in CADD), he obviously had more important things to do like reading Goosebumps.

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 30

Ultra Sonichu has a different star sign from regular Sonichu, which makes absolutely zero sense since they're the exact same douche. And apparently Ultra Sonichu is the next evolution for Sonichu despite already having Metonic.

 

I think that "Ultra Sonichu" card was made back in the day when 120 was the HP cap in the pocketmerns TCG. And usually only legendaries or powerful final evolutions got that. Also there's no more than 2 attacks in a standard pokerman TCG card. And of course Chris made "Ultra Sonichu" have no weakness or retreat cost.

tl;dr: it's clearly overpowered and game-breaking

Also are we at the end of the scrapbook yet?

 

That or "Honor Roll" forgot he made Sonichu a Pisces?

Or maybe he thought zodiac signs could work like pockyman types?

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 31

So that suit of armor weighs Sonichu down enough to prevent him from doing his spin dash, yet he is still able to run at the exact same speed as his normal form with that exact same suit of armor? Okay, whatever you say, Chris.

 

One symptom of autism is an intense "special interest" in specific topics.

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 32

Oh hey, Metal Sonichu! I've completely forgotten about him, just like everybody else including Chris Chan.
(P.S.: that Sonichu Zord art and design was so derpy that I burst into laughter as soon as I saw it.)

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 33

Rosechu goes from a Pisces to a Capricorn when she evolves. I'm beginning to think that Chris doesn't know how star signs even work.

 

on and on and on

this scrapbook just keeps going and going and going...

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of fail, part 34

Rosechu's babby form has a skirt (that somehow acts as a parachute; maybe it's an opportunity to make pedophilic panty shots), yet doesn't wear any kind of top.

 

I guess Chris made Rosechu weaker than Sonichu in the cards?

Also I see he makes Rosechu what he sees as "girly" in them.