Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 35

Huh. I guess Chris was making unerotic "sexy" art of his hideous recolors long before the trolls discovered him. The only difference is that they're not outright porn.

 

I think basic stickmen with dots for eyes look better than how Chris draws, because the former isn't freakish from a freakish pen grip.

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 36

I feel like there's some kind of trope about vampires being horny 24/7, and that is the exact reason why Chris made Rosechu's evolution a vampire. Seriously, at least the evolutions in the actual Pokemon series make sense. I don't see why Sonichu "evolves" into a knight or why Rosechu "evolves" into a vampire, especially since the former feels more like a massive downgrade instead (again, thanks to that heavy shit-rusted armor that still keeps Sonichu exposed, defeating the purpose of such armor to begin with.)

 

hey @Fauna Fox

After the scrapbook ends - assuming it ever ends - are you going to post the alternate ending to the "trial" that isn't so horrific?

 

Chris came up with the Rosechu design before the 4th generation of packetmans came out - which introduced differences between male and female 'mons.

I think trolls would try to get to Chris by saying that Rosechu has a male tail.

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 37

So why does Giovanni want Sonichu anyways if he already has a hedgehog recolor as his bitch?

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 38

Only thing I really want to point out is that Wild's head looks like a fish. I'm not sure if that's intentional and an attempt at random-access humor, or if Chris is really just that terrible at drawing Sonic style characters.

 

Code:

10 PRINT "are we there yet"
20 GOTO 10

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 39

Chris Chan describing Bubbles's non-character in its entirety on a simple homemade card.

 

Sonichu may have been better if it were just a Pokemon or just a sanic fan work instead. No horrific torture, no hideous yiffing...

That teacher should've just let Chris make the CD cover he wanted to make at first, with a "Pooh's Adventures" of vidya characters.

But then again, Chris may have needed more creativity - despite fan work - and less ego to make that.

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 40

"Angelica does a prayer... It does nothing to relieve the crapfest." - the Cwcki.

 

Didn't "Classic Chris" lug the entire Scrapbook of Fail around when he went out?

I think he hoped to impress "potential Lovely Weather candidates" with it too...

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 41

"OH HERRO THERE!" - Asian Knuckles Punchy Sonichu

 

Can you imagine if aliens discovered an abandoned Earth in the far future, and the only surviving art and writing was the Scrapbook of Fail?

do not want

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of fail, part 42

Cards for a crimson colored Magi-Chan and Flame the Kazooie ripoff.

 

Sonichu was the original CWC self-insert.

So of course Chris makes Sonichu far more powerful than "Magi-Chan" in the cards, despite the latter being some purple "psychic".

And more powerful than all the others of the "Chaotic Combo" too.

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of fail, part 43

That's right. Chris even made a homebrew Animal Crossing card of his (perceived) enemy.

 

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail, part 44

And yes, he even made cards of his (perceived) enemy's fursona.
(Also included: Chris Chan's delusions of Sarah actually being a friend.)