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  1. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Sarah and Steve are two(?) fans(?) of Chris who I find very troubling. They were the ones who sent him the Switch and apparently they've been pledging $100 each month to Chris. Apparently they have met Chris in person and a looking to move to Virginia and they have plans to start a website for Chris, not for his comic, for his glue sniffing religion.

    Considering the bizarre nature of these individuals I wouldn't be surprised if they were the ones that did the "Future message from Crystal W Chandler" video:


    This is the only other known of image or either Sarah or Steve:
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    Note the long, man like fingers and the flat chest. Something isn't right here.

    All the messages they've sent to Chris over twitter have been boot licking. It hard to tell if this person(s) is a complete idiot trying to white knight a genetic dead end or is someone trying to be Idea guy 2.0; my guess if the latter under the guise of the former.

    Today someone on the CWCki uploaded some twitter DM from Sarah and Steve:
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    1. "I wouldn't consider myself a white knight" well your actions speak otherwise

    2. "It's ridiculous how so many people demonize her over that [getting a job]. Nobody does decades without holding a job just by being lazy." That's where your wrong, if Chris applied to jobs every week and got tuned down then sure but the last time Chris applied for a job was in 2009 and that was only because someone pestered him into doing it, we don't even know if he made the effort, he might have just lied to Kacey about it. Chris doesn't get a job because he can't get a job, its because he has no desire to work, and that isn't all that strange consider how many NEETs there are in just about every developed country. Chris' autism isn't an excuse either as dispute how Chris is autism isn't a debilitating condition, the Chris' ego, rearing, and to some extent the government money are all reasons why Chris is unwilling to get a job or work on things like the comic.

    3. "I'm not making excuses for her" you literally just did.

    4. "legit friends" yah nothing says legit like paying your "friend" for their attention

    5. "I currently am pledged to her patreon $100 per month. It's the least I could do now." actually the least you could do is pledge $0, but in all seriousness giving Chris money won't help him it'll just make things worse.

    6. "Billions of people worship one type of God or another all around the world. Christine can believe in something different, there's no harm in that." yah Chris' "religion" definitely hasn't robbed him of $6000, made him punch his mother, reveal sensitive videos/pictures, and lose his grip on reality. "there's no harm in that" Chris might kill himself so he can "re-spawn" in the cartoon world, hey that his choice, "there's no harm in that" /s

    7. "I would never do anything to hurt Christine" we'll see about that. Arguably you are hurting him by enabling him and giving him money.

    8. "The things I'm going to do for [to] Christine will happen regardless" Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est

    9. "I'll be a site that helps make sense of her prophecy, helps gain her more supporters" I swear if this moron actually believe this shit then we might have a FF House situation on our hands.

    What a shit show. I kinda hope this person(s) is a genuine idiot who moves to VA and Chris dumps their ass because of how he is.
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    TBH a lot of disabled people who want to work and who are far more competent than Chris have a hard time holding jobs. These may not be the exact numbers, but something like 60% of disabled people want to work but only about 20% of them can find jobs. Someone like Chris, even if he wanted to work, just for the money as a benefit, would have a hard time getting a job A 9-5 is almost certainly out of the question, but he could work with vocational rehab and try to find a very patient minimum wage employer who would give him a part-time job. With unemployment being so low right now, a lot of places are having problems finding workers and have to raise their wages to get workers.

    Chris sort of does have jobs -
    Freelance artist (this is a very loose definition - the homeless guy who doodles on a scrap of paper and asks for pocket change is also in this category)
    Online sales lister on eBay or craigslist (there are professionals who do this, and this is one of the jobs Chris might actually be capable of -except that Chris is bottom of the barrel as far as employees go, and wouldn't like being told he had to do it)
    Online panhandler (the most honest description of what Chris does )
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    finally something is happening again
     
  4. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    I don’t like this one bit.

    Giving Chris a pretty expensive gift and pledging $100/month is not helping a poor soul. That much money being donated probably means these two (or one pretending to be two) want something out of it. Wanting to move to the armpit of Virginia and start a religion based on vidya just screams “gimme your personal information Chrissy.” These are either the nicest people on the planet or super shitty weens.

    I’d say dox them but Chris will inevitably accidentally dox them for us.

    I will say that area they’re in looks vvveeeerrrryyyy familiar. It looks like some off campus housing to a certain university I happen to live close by. Next time I’m in the area I’ll compare the video to the area to see if they are/were residents of that university.
     
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  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Even if these people are genuine, which I really doesn't seem to be the case, giving Chris money, giving Chris toys, giving Chris a platform for his "religion" isn't helpful for him. I think only professorial help will help for Chris but he would have to take the initiative and overcome his own ego and fear of mental health counselors. The move might just be a ploy for these people to get to Chris but if they do it would be troubling, especially seance they're asking Chris to not talk other people about them; it all seems very manipulative. For a time null helped out Chris but it was really in vain as Chris has no desire to be sufficient. If everything these people claim is true then it will certainly factor into the inevitable "homeless saga".
     
  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    Yeah, I wonder if they're setting Chris up to be scammed. Sure, they could just be misguided nice people who think they're helping Chris, and if that's true, they're more enabling Chris in his delusions and refusal to improve himself than helping him at all.
     
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  7. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Some people touch the poop, others fill up an Olympic sized basin with it and dive in to do laps, like these two.

    May the turbo autists over at you-know-where have mercy on their doxs...(Mercy is all sold out right now, just checked the aisle it's usually on.)
     
  8. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    Is this the Teen Troon Squad I've heard about?
     
  9. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Not quite, those where Virginia natives who smoked weed with Chris and bought the shecameforcwc.jpg picture; these people are presumably from outside of Virginia. They might be teenagers though.
     
  10. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Twitter DMs Part 2:

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    It almost sounds like these people have a lolcow fetish
     
  11. Trefoil Knot

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    I admit there was a time in my life when I was even more immature than I am now where I would, occasionally, look at Chris-chan and say "However fucked up I am, at least I'm not Chris-chan."

    Now, I occasionally have the thought "However fucked up I am, at least I have no desire to troll Chris-chan."
     
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  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    when the trolls or white knights come off as worse than Chris, you know you've seen too much

    Seriously, Chris is one of the more likable people discussed on KF
     
  13. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    Especially when compared to Nick Bate and Steven Assanti.
     
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    Even people like Russell Greer and Lucas Werner - they're just bad people who squandered other people's goodwill and opportunities that could have helped them.

    Chris is too dumb and autistic to have ever been successful, but maybe if he could have learned to keep his mouth shut, not to touch anyone, to follow instructions and how to have basic hygiene, he could have had a simple job and have been somewhat functional in society.
     
  15. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Here we go, "DSP is still alive and pigroaching, therefore being internet infamous is not a big deal." Oh, you sweet, summer, white knight.

    Have you ever heard of the tragedy of antifa-supersoldier Phil Haskins-Delicci, the moron?

    I would think not, it's not a story concern trolls would tell.
     
  16. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    And Doug Walker et. al., IMO.
     
  17. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Today Sarah and Steve have apparently left Chris:

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    Chris responded to a un-viewable tweet, presumably about being "swindled" pleading them to not cancel their plans:

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    For the record, Sarah and Steve have stopped pledging to Chris' patreon back in April according to the cwcki.

    I'd say there's still a lot up in the air; were these people tolls or white knights, how serious were they about moving to Virginia, are they one or two people, what if anything was their end game. It certainly looks like we might never know; this all might just be a single blip in Christory and a warning to others to not give Chris money.

     
  18. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    They were not swindled, fuck them.
    There’s a sticky thread on the Farms and hundreds of user saying don’t give money to Chris.
    They weren’t sold a lemon, they donated hundreds to some asshole saying they were poor and need money, which isn’t a lie really.
     
  19. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    The way I see it, if you give Chris money when there is so much information out there for anyone to see about Chris and how he handles his money, then you're a fool who deserves to be parted from your money.

    The only reason Chris could be considered poor and in need of money is that he refuses to get a real job (that said, he's at the bottom of the barrel as employees go and would have problems finding a job if he really wanted one), doesn't budget and spends who knows how much frivolously. Chris could always get a payee to handle his finances, but that would take money Chris wants to spend on toys away from him, which he wouldn't like.
     
  20. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Ah, another unfunny troll plot rolls on. Any 'scamming' in this instance was pretty obviously a false flag drama routine to get OPL worked up by these two weens, and it kind of did, sadly. Apparently the hook is set firmly in his mouth for another catfish reel in to shore...

    I believe this would qualify as being an actual example of the classical use of the term, 'gas-lighting,' not the weak tea, everything is gas-lighting, use of it so prevalent on Twitter today by overly sensitive attention whores who don't like being told people don't agree with every key stroke they post publicly.

    Once more, if your master plan includes attaching puppet strings, yet again, to a naive man-child to make him dance for your amusement to a tune you call, you are a pathetic excuse for a master plan plotting infamous internet figure and it says more negative about you than it ever could CWC even if he uses Bob's gun to hold you up at gunpoint for all the money in your pockets once you make contact with him, at least CWC can plead innocence by reason of insanity, reliably. What's your average ween's excuse for their actions again?