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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, May 21, 2019.

  1. Sammy

    Sammy Exhibits no Islamic behavior once given McNuggets

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    So they swung back into, "We wuv you Chwistina" mode? Are they back to hucking benjamins into the Chris-hole as well, or just being weirdo zealots?
     
  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What's the difference?
     
  3. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    Looks like we went from Halloween to 'Hello, (Again) Weens!' this year. Yikes.

    Although frankly if Mr. and Mrs. AttentionSeeker can (eventually) serve as another buffer for Socknut, well, at least they'd be somewhat useful...?
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So many weens -- from the "I'm Batman" guy to Idea Guy, from Kengle (maybe) to Sarah and Steve -- must've been inspired to be "the next Clyde Cash" from this line in the CWCki "Trolls" article:

    (the CWCki had to clarify that Clyde isn't real)
     
  5. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I would like to reinforce your point here without powerleveling too much. I'm in management at my job, and the opening positions where I work are all very entry-level (95% of my employees are, and have been, teenagers).

    When I get an application from someone I would consider hiring, I always do a quick social media check on them just to see of there's some red flags I might need to be aware of. If I had no knowledge of Christory and he came and turned in an application (assuming he even gave a good interview to begin with), my search of him would immediately put his application in the "no" pile.

    Even if I thought he turned his behavior around and was a model employee, how long until I start getting 13-year-old catfuckers calling my work number and yelling "JULAAAAAAAAY"? How long until I get a CWCki or ED article about me, and families no longer feel comfortable coming to my establishment?

    It's a sad fact, but many employers do what I do. So, Chris getting a job is a little harder than many people think.
     
  6. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I feel like too many people who tell Chris to "get a job" forget this.
    He could literally go to sleep tonight and Godbear decide to remove the curse he put on him and turn CWC back into Christopher the normal person. No one would hire Chris for at least a year or two because of his Internet history and trolls.
     
  7. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Really, Sonichu is his best avenue for making money at this point. I was at a Comic-Con a while back (not gonna say which one, although I'm still kind of powerleveling here), and there was this guy selling a comic for $1 a copy. He guaranteed that it would be the worst comic I would read or he'd refund my money.

    This was a few years before I read Sonichu. If Chris took out all the trademarked stuff from Sonichu, used his tugboat for his initial travel expenses, and raised the price to $5..... he'd make so much money doing a similar pitch.
     
  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    This plan would involve chris getting off his ass and doing "work". And we all know how chris and work end up.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris picked "marketing" as a major before he changed it to CADD at Bob's insistence, IIRC. Chris is convinced he's a good marketer.
     
  10. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    To be honest, if a marketing campaign has some creativity behind it, the pitch guy himself doesn't have to have that much charisma. If you were at an event like Comic-Con, and someone who looks like Chris (in any of his forms) approached you and was all, "mmmmmmm. herez da worsh...worst comic of the time......of......da all time.....ever. It's only $5 of cash.....of UNMARKED AMERICAN DOLLAH BILLZ", wouldn't you buy it out of curiosity?