Meta Sarah and Steve

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, May 21, 2019.

  1. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    This is just like Jessica and other heart sweets who say they are going to meet Chris personally/move in with him and then
    SURPRISE!
    they pull out at the last minute. :crash: Wash, rinse, repeat with 7B7360FC-3545-4CC1-A403-DED967AC7270.png .
     
  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    If only Bob pulled out at the last minute.
     
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  3. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    If only Bob had stayed sober at the bar.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    And if Chris was somehow still born as someone else, chances are he would not have been born a perfect storm lolcow.

    There may never be someone quite like CWC ever again.
     
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  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Yah, Chris broke the mold... just like how he broke Michael Snyder's spine by hitting him with his fucking car
     
  6. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    That was Barb in the driver's seat that time. I know Chris has become the driver by the game of net telephone VOIP but it was his mom's fault that time for that specific incident. And it was a van, but that's semantics, not factual inaccuracy.
     
  7. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    At least Chris got a Switch and a few hundred dollars this time.
     
  8. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry neighborhood pussy"

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    Honestly not surprised the little bastards turned tail and ran. Good riddance.
     
  9. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    Actually they were both in the driver’s seat. Chris hit Snyder, they got out and switched seats, then Barb hit Snyder and sped off.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Why would they switch seats?
     
  11. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Mommy and baby didn’t want the other to go to jail. Surely something they’ve seen on the tv, whoever is driving goes to jail.
     
  12. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Since they both eventually were made to plead guilty to the accusations, yes, it is fair to say you're right. My confusion stems from always reliable narrator, OPL, insisting in his version of events that, "Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls."

    So if you read it a certain way, Chris might have gotten to flee from his admitted hit and run crime successfully only for trouble to surface over it later if they had just ignored switching drivers? Whole incident is a testament to naivety on the part of the Chandlers, but my favorite detail is Mike pleading for leniency for Chris only to be called a briber and liar before sentencing despite that gesture on Snyder's part.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 Rekieta fanboy

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    Yeah, Mike Snyder didn't want Chris to have a felony on his record, so Snyder graciously requested that they pay his medical bills (also a restraining order IIRC so Snyder would never have to deal with them again) and he'd consider it good. I think people on KF tracked down that Snyder had his businesses failing at the time and was involved in bankruptcy and lawsuits but he still was nice to the weirdo who had been bothering him for years.

    Chris responded predictably - he said the thieving liar wouldn't get a red cent, and that Rob Bell, who was serving in the Virginia legislature at the time, was a major wuss of a lawyer for not defending them better.
    Snyder asking for mercy and Bell being a knowledgeable lawyer were the reasons that Chris didn't have to go to jail or prison, but Chris has never acknowledged that.
     
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  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    This reminds me of this gem where Chris insists hes the victim:


    Yeah Sarah and Steve, this is the kind of guy you should give money to
     
  15. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    “Chrisshun, he’s pullin’ a Stonewall Jackson. It’s time to let momma handle this!”