Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

I'd file this one under "Power-level", just saying...

On topic:

The sad thing is that Hirtes is really, truly, patting himself on the back, as if he's doing this really AWESOME troll...

 

Bear in mind that Hirtes is just as autistic if he's putting on an act.

 

Probably should be, but hey, he asked. So, yeah, ready to put that part of the conversation to rest.

That really is sad, because I'm not even sure what he does should even count as trolling.

 

Narrow and limited interests is a symptom of autism. Yet Hirtes keeps clarifying CWC has autism.

Self-hatred?

 

Wouldn't you hate yourself if in his position?

 

It seems Hirtes is a lot like opl

 

Plot twist: Hirtes is OPL.

 

I feel like Fight Club-esque twists are a bit overdone by now but I suppose it would be a good twist by Chris standards.

 

Wait, wait, what if Hirtes is Chris...From another dimension!

 

I haven't seen Fight Club, so I don't know what that would look like, but I agree. At least, about the twist being good by Chris standards.

 

Who's OPL?

 

Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

Our pet lolcow, aka Chris

 

"Protect Chris," he says. All that time he spent on the Farms, and he doesn't even know why they exist? I think that one tweet might actually be solid evidence that Hirtes is less intelligent than Chris.

 

Don't badmouth Pibot you asshole

 

@Pibot is a good boy he dindu nuffin

 

BREAKING NEWS: Pibot releases a statement about Hirtes statement .

I’d like to open this press conference by starting that I personally find it absurd that not wanting to see a special needs man weep uncontrollably is now considered “dicksucking.”
As for my tweets to Chris I will admit I leave words of encouragement and positivity because I believe a happy Chris leads to a better Chris for everyone.
As for Hirtes comments I would like to point out that a man who in the past would order commissions from artists then demand his money back is a scammer and a man who makes over 50 twitter accounts just to contact a person is a form of stalking. I believe Mr. Hirtes is an ignorant man to not see his own faults and instead of fixing himself, redirects the blame onto someone who isn’t as bad as him.
I have learned that Hirtes most recent account has blocked me from reading and replying to his tweets, perhaps my most recent criticism of him having 50+ Twitter alts hurt his feelings, despite the fact that hurting feelings is what he tries to do with Chris. I’ll end this statement with words my mother always gave me, “Don’t dish what you can’t eat.”

 

Hirtes has a boner and it's ragin

 

This Jimmy guy has been in my radar as well.


Ragin bout Groat: