Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

I didn’t know that, so that’s....something positive.

 

Hirtes does have one thing that A-Log doesn't, legit supernatural abilities.

This man has somehow gained the ability to sustain himself entirely through his hatred of Chris to the extent that he no longer needs to eat, sleep or drink. All that he needs to do is make his hatred known to the world through Twitter constantly and think about how terrible Chris is every second of every day and he'll live forever.

 

Hirtes always stuck to hating one thing, Before Chris were Furries, Dragoneer and Jim Groat.

 

Okay, what the hell is his beef with them? What happened on that couch 14 years ago? How mentally ill is Hirtes?
Tune in later, same time, same thread.

 

Well, I'd say it depends. I mean, from what I remember, he was scamming them with promises of hand-drawn porn or something, so on the one hand that's kind of a good thing, teaching people to stay away from porn. (Then again, I have a bit of a grudge against porn, so I would say that.) On the other hand, I can see him ripping off some guy in the furry community that deserves it the least. You see what I'm saying? Like, the furry fandom is pretty ridiculous, sure, but people don't deserve to be ripped off simply because they're furries. But hey, we're trying to find something positive from Hirtes here, so even if this positive is contestable, it is sort of a positive. Maybe.

 

What did porn do to you?

 

At the risk of getting off-topic again, it left two laptops destroyed and, because I was watching it, it almost got my Dad fired from his job. Long story, won't get into it, I just don't like it anymore. Besides, I've gotten to the point where, looking back, I find it to be pretty boring.

 

Who downloads porn when you can just view it online?

Downloading takes up space and you never know what else the file contains. I stick with steam games for the space.

 

Reminds me of a story of a friend who worked at Tim Hortons. The thing is, unlike other fast food places, Tim Hortons usually have offices with doors rather than a desk located somewhere at the back. So, apparently the owner/manager would go into his office (without locking the door) and watch porn during his lunch break. My friend opened the door to his office one day to ask him a question, saw him watching porn, and my friend was fired immediately afterwards. Another friend had a similar story where the same guy was watching porn with the door open a little bit, so he saw him through the crack and didn't say anything to him.

 

Thing is, I didn't download anything. I guess I just went to all the wrong websites or something. I actually don't know all the details, and I think I'll just cut out everything I can to be safe and just avoid porn altogether.

Bruh. Not gonna lie, if running into him watching porn gets you fired *immediately*, maybe he should've gotten out of there. Know what I'm saying? Doesn't sound like such a great boss.

 

Well, it's Tim Hortons and it was a minimum wage fast food job, he wasn't too torn up about it. Aside from that, if he had stayed imagine things would have gotten pretty awkward.

 

And I can see why. Better things are out there, for sure. Like scamming furries, apparently.

 

51 Twitter accounts just to get a stranger to notice him

 

We must summon bob ghost to cut down the internet of hirtes

 

It's most likely because he's that unremarkable in life, he goes unnoticed by everybody.

 

The most accounts I ever made to get someone to notice me is 30, most people stop at around 20.