Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

It's a true example of the good of humanity, that Snyder and his attitude towards it all.

 

Honestly, I would second that it was Chris being in full blown panic mode rather then maliciously trying to run Snyder down.

 

Yiff! Yiff!

 

I was hoping for something more interesting.

 

@Hellblazer What was he like with Slep in disco? I hear he was a sped.

 

He ran a furry magazine that was filled with art he essentially blackmailed or harassed artist into giving him. He used this a vehicle to steal a bunch of money from other furries through paypal fraud. He would still be doing this today if it weren't for the IRS noticing and threatening to take him off the tugboat.

You know you are an asshole when wiki fur calls you an eccentric douche.

Edit: before that? Well the number one theory is that he was a professional sports mascot of some kind since the fursuit hes been pictured in is done in that style. This would also explain the early retirement, being a mascot is apparently pretty physically challenging.

 

^ Posting the link to fur wiki for other people to look at.
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Mike_Hirtes

 

A-Log and Hirtes teach us that the harder one A-Logs Chris, the more likely one is a furry with mental issues.

 

Moral of the story: Furries are the root of all evil, scum, and villainy.

 

This goes without saying

 

I said it anyway, because I am a rebel.

 

FIFY

 

Thanks, man, 'preciate it.

 

Anthony Logatto just made silly commentaries about Chris and went off the radar after a few years. Hirtes agressively screams at/about Chris on twitter with alts and A-logged Chris longer than the original A-log himself ever did in those videos.

 

And from what I remember, A-Log has admitted recently that this sperging about Chris was dumb in retrospective

 

....hmmm

 

Yet Hirtes -- who is around 30 years older -- still relishes REEEing at CWC even more than A-Log ever did.

 

And remember Hirtes should have had the privilege of an entire CWCki article telling him not to be an a-log while the original A-log was treading new ground.

 

Oh, but you forget that Hirtes is also treading new ground because of, like, for real guys.

 

Long before Chris, Hirtes A-logged furries while trying to scam them. So he always had something to sperg about.