Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Okay, bit upset about this batch, to be honest. The ones that get me are the ones that he's talking to that Elizabeth girl. I looked up that name on Twitter, and all he was doing was saying he hopes that girl does well when she goes in to have her depression looked at. As normal people would. And then this piece of garbage jumps in screeching as usual.

 

Yeah, Hirtes is just being a dumb fuck right now, with this whole "HUR DUR, EVERY WOMAN CHRIS TALKS TO ON TWITTER HE'S *OBVIOUSLY* STALKING!"

 

This is something I would personally call him out on, but he's blocked me a while back.

 

Meh, it would be a waste of time anyway, as he'll just go "HUR DUR, YOU'RE JUST A WHITE KNIGHT CUCK! CHRIS IS DANGEROUS AND A STALKER, I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THESE GIRLS FROM HIM!"

 

"You're 50-something. It does matter how old you are. Normal 50-something year olds don't spend all day raging at an autistic person over Twitter."

 

I dunno, some part of me thinks that the endeavor would be therapeutic. Not productive, of course, but therapeutic.

 

Honestly, screaming at a 53 year old man to stop screaming at an autistic manchild is just kinda pointless, at this point. Grandpa Hirtes is beyond the point of no return for an A-Log.

 

Twitter loves you too.

 

Oh, I completely understand that. It's just that, for but a few seconds, the hardships and tribulations of life will melt away, leaving nothing but the harmful frustrations ripe for removal... Yeah, not buying it either.

 

*Rates Optimistic*

 

Yush.

 

All we can can do is, dig, document and laugh.

 

I find it hard to laugh at him, to be honest. I follow him because I need something to get mad about.

 

This exactly. It's been proven several times that Hirtes is set in his ways: No amount of anger or conversation will convince him that screeching at a man child all day, every day isn't that good of an idea.

 

If anything either both seem to ramp him up.
In regards to anger, he feels you are either a white knight, or trying to steal the light from his holy crusade of being mean to Chris. Also, if someone points out how stupid it is, it kinda steals the thunder from his biggest life success/investment. When trolling Chris is your high point, it's not like there back up completion is that hot.

Conversation, well frankly I have no nice way to say this, it's pretty clear he's dumb as rocks. He likes what he's doing so he's going to keep doing it. That's as far as he works in thought.

 

It's the people that are set in their ways that bother me, it seems. That or I'm just feeling grumpy over my homework. Probably both.

 

He did it, lads

 

Why the blue fuck does Hirtes want to hear the recording if Chris crying over his dad's death? More importantly, how is crying over the death of your father "bawling like a blubbering baby"? Does Hirtes seriously think that adult men shouldn't cry over losing a loved one? If that's the case, then Hirtes is a really fucked up individual.

 

Well, I mean, *obviously*, it's because Chris is such a HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING WHO STALKS WOMEN ON TWITTER AND SMELLS!