Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

He's run with DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD for quite a long time. Could be his longest living sock?

 

He probably thinks he's really clever for it.
"hurr hurr dick jokes"

 

Does anyone think penis jokes are even funny anymore?

New favorite tweet: "So much autism in so few tweets." Not gunna say it.... Not gunna say it....

 

Sooo... What exactly is a "priducer"?

 

no

 

Yeah, Hirtes isn't that funny.

 

Hirtes has been busy today.

 

I mean, the fact that he could post so much on Twitter kinda suggests otherwise to me. I know this because I've got nothing to do with my life right now, and I'm posting a lot here. Probably the same concept.

 

It's been said a few times that Hirtes apparently has a tugboat of his own, so he's content to just sit around all day and scream at a manchild while he collects disability checks.

 

Leaves him wide open, to be honest. His pride in not doing anything.

 

The man is just some sort of irony singularity isn't he? Irony becomes infinite at his center.

 

It's fascinating, to say the least.

 

Yeah, the ship has long sailed on Hirtes and irony. He either chooses to ignore the irony, or he's really fucking derpy and has no idea of the irony.

 

I think it's the latter, to be honest. I mean, he doesn't seem to be that intelligent or self-aware, since he's what will happen to Chris if he got brain damage.

 

I tend to notice, on the handful of occasions when people have called out Hirtes for being just as autistic as Chris, his response has always been some variation of "LOL, NAH, I'M JUST POINTING OUT WHAT A FUCKING LOSER CHRIS IS, YOU'RE JUST A WHITE KNIGHT CUCK!"

 

Yeah, I've noticed that too. Which is actually kinda infuriating to me, because this is Chris we're talking about. Anyone that doesn't know about him can very quickly, and very easily, find out about him. Nobody needs him, and yet he has convinced himself that he's a harbinger, the one voice of reason in an ignorant world. And the whole "If you're not X, then you're clearly Y" logic gets me every time I see it. Politics, religion, the Internet, doesn't matter where it is, I don't like it.

 

I also have the suspicion that Hirtes seems to be under the delusion that he is also "LOL, TRIGGERING PEOPLE" by screeching at Chris constantly. Like, "HUR DUR, IT'S SOOOOO FUNNY TO SEE PEOPLE GET MAD AT ME FOR POINTING OUT WHAT A LOSER CHRIS IS! I'M A FUCKING TERRIFIC TROLL!"

Again, he's blissfully unaware of the real truth, it seems...

 

Right. And this is why I actually prefer Chris' shenanigans. Chris doesn't try to be annoying.