FB 9/27 - Advice on getting a sweetheart

Hmm guess he has it all figured out now...

 

This... kinda triggers me for some reason. I think it's the rhyming. Hate poetry, poetry sucks.

 

I want to point out Chris’s on-again off-again relationship has lasted 20 days at this time of writing.

 

How long were the other ones, again?

 

"Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe."

And the English language suffers greatly.

 

You can just feel it reverberating across the world, these pangs of agony. Almost makes me wonder where he got the word "coinkie-dink". Euphemism, perhaps?

 

At least a month

 

Ah. Should expect stuff, then.

 

the moment that he thinks he has a girlfriend he thinks he can start teaching others how to get a girl.

 

It's the stupidity of the SlutHaters cranked up to an 11

 

Is that what pestering female cartoonists on social media is called?

 

The coinkie-dink strafe is my favorite move in quake 3

 

Just "coincidence." I've heard people say it as a jokey kind of thing. He probably got it from MLP.

Also, that advice is rich coming from someone who made a dating profile called "direct2sex."

 

"Don't be stingy with your love. Go and share it all. But don't record yourself fucking a sex doll."

 

Dear Chris,

I have a less healthy relationship (and much less sexual) with my mommy than you. I've been cheated on and hit quite often by girls.

I prefer not to trust your advice.

Signed,
Your buddy who's banging a girl who doesn't care about him

 

I mean, this doesn't actually apply to me, but whatever. Feel Bro Hug anyway. Because I'm tired and don't see if this be joke or real.

 

Thanks for the caring regardless of the level of truth in the post, part of the fun of the internet, is anonymity, people can safely vent, the other, we can lie for humorous effect.

Perhaps both parts of my post were real This isn't about me, it's about Chris.

 

Gotcha. Me being burned out and tired is what makes me like this. And Chris can haz feelz hugz too, I don't care...