Meta What If?

I swear he's done that on some occasions. Considering his mental state...

 

5 nights at the hoard

Spoiler: Warning: weenery

wait he actually did a chris chan game! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.scottgames.chubbyhurdles

 

What if some how Chris safely and correctly learned to fly airplanes?

 

You'd get a situation like Airplane! but a lot more autistic.

 

What if chris had a giant robot?

 

Isnt that son-chu?

 

No son-chu is a transformer toy covered in CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC and praying for death.

 

What if Chris was into tabletop RPG's?

 

What if chris was southamerican?

 

Carlos Chantor

 

Ricardo Weston Chandler

 

What if Jessica Quinn is the real deal and chris has found someone whoncan see past his intolerable bull shit and see his regular bull shit for what it is.

I mean if someone is willing to fork over $1500.00 for , then anything is possible.

 

If she isn't the real deal, then for the time being she is real enough to turn most of our threads into JQ threads.

 

Why would any person normal or otherwise put up with Chris's bullshit? As autistic and odd as the Wallflower was even she couldn't deal with it.

 

What if Chris became the ceo of Disney?

 

Pretty sure at least half of the Chris following community would hang themselves if it is legit.

Hirtes would probably go full Elliot Rodger.

 

Di$ney would likely go out of business within the year, especially after the Sonichu movie bombed.

 

and no one came to Sonichuland or watched the Sonichu channel

 

While I think it gets a bit over blown, in terms of his bigotry, I think being autistic and a lot of old media forces him to think in stereotypes. I'm more so thinking, in regards to his tall tales and proud native and royal backround, what if Chris was a different race?

Would the famous relative thing still be around?

 

He would claim to be related to Shaka Zulu or Chairman Mao.