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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%
  3. Chris's worst enemy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Rektbylife

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
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  1. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    The ironic thing about Hirtes is how he blocks people right after claiming he made them mad.
     
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    That explains why he doesn't seem to get involved in flame wars with white knights and counter trolls. (still learning about him)
     
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

  4. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    Right, so I updated the thread intro with more things he's known for and posting some of his old logging he did on Slep:


     
  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    I can't wait for the day when Hirtes fades into nonexistence just like A-log before him.
     
  7. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

     
  8. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

     
  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector


     
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  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    And yet he wasn't busted sooner?
     
  11. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    Tl;dr
     
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  12. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    It seems to me like Gramps was somewhat coherent once upon a time. I find that to be surprising, and very interesting. For some reason, I remember a lot of these actually being said at the time, and while still spergy and everything, more intelligent and grammatically correct than what we see today.

    The only thing I can see well over the others is the fundamental problems with his views of Chris. He seems to think that Chris is actually dangerous and more of a nutcase than he actually is. And this is some interesting insight, if you ask me. The only question is why he thinks he's a legit threat when we have evidence to the contrary. For example, lack of stamina, very low strength, no martial arts expertise to speak of, and the penchant to crumple under pressure. Sure, he pepper sprayed a guy before, but that can be muscled through. I think I share the general consensus that Chris poses no threat to society, and yet the Gamestop incident seems to have pushed the guy over the edge for some reason.

    Only question is why is the guy becoming less coherent.
     
  13. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

     
  14. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Yeah. *Chris* is getting out of hand. 'Kay.
     
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  15. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector






     
  16. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

     
  17. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    Question: we know gramps Hirtes is 50, has no life and is in social security/disability but do we know what he's on it for? Or what he did before become gramps "dildo-on-forehead-CWC-is-a-terrorist" Hirtes?
     
  18. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    I think Chris's driving "expertise" may be something to be concerned over such as when he had to make a 5 point turn in a vacant parking lot. But I will optimistically say his driving is relatively on par with most of the general public since there isn't any info on any recent traffic incidents involving him
     
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  19. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Exactly. The fact that he hasn't gotten into a large accident where people got hurt, unless the Snyder thing counts, is a good enough reason for me to believe he's not *that* dangerous, to be pessimistic.
     
  20. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    I am not sure if one could count the Snyder incident even though he did hit Snyder with his car because Chris did it while in a full blown panic mode despite not being in any physical danger. I am still amazed at Snyder's restraint after getting hit twice by a car and all of the demonization and problems Chris had caused him.
     
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