Meta What If?

They wouldn't mind him since they're all about being inclusive and acceptance and shit. That until he tried to throw himself at or grope one of them.

 

If you were flying high over the crowd, you'd see an opening form within it devoid of anyone, save a single brightly colored figure. You may also smell an unusual odor -- even from up there -- like rotting watermelons.

 

Also carring mlp figurines

 

If Chris had a windfall of $50,000 again, would he
A) get in trouble with the law again and pay MAJOR WUSS Rob Bell to defend him and keep him out of jail
B) buy lots of vidya and LEGO
C) pay off part of the debt (LOL yeah right)
D) spend it on some weird autistic hobby we don't know about
E) crash into slumber and do nothing
F) try to start a business again, only to waste his money
G) a little bit of all of the above

 

A, B, and D.

 

B, always B

 

What if Chris took the Sally–Anne test?

 

What if Chris and Sonichu had stands?

 

What if Chris became a porn star?

 

What if Chris shot Han Solo first before Greedo?

 

It would be very surprising if Chris didn't pick the box.

 

He would be the new Jabba. Fat, greedy, lazy, keeps a female slave in sexy outfit.... it all fits.

What if Chris was on The Biggest Loser?

 

「Let me call you Sweetheart」Brainwashes boyfriend-free-girls into thinking all the Cwcisms are normal

 

You mean, he's not?

 

How does chris manages to sleep at night

 

What if Trump signed an official document putting Chris and Barb under permanent house arrest?

 

Chris barely leaves his house anyway. He'd whine about it, but ultimately he'd just go back to playing vidya.

 

oh but what if that also included the government taking Stinky Winky's toys and girly clothes away from him forever?