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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    If Chris were to be prescribed meds for his multiple issues, what drugs would they be? (Cyanide does not count)
     
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  2. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    Morphine so he'd crash into slumber peacefully. Maybe they'd be able to fix his biological clock.
     
  3. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

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    What if Chris actually started taking classes again to help better his prospects?
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of Tiger (little cat) and Abby (tiny cat)

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    LOL what would he take classes in?

    It would be funny if he tried to follow in Bob's footsteps and tried to study electrical engineering. Even people who aren't goofy manchildren have problems studying engineering - Chris would have his mind blown in the class where they discuss the syllabus.
    Or maybe he'd take marketing like he'd planned to - he'd probably drop out mid-semester and say how unfair they are to lesbian-souled transwomen.
    LOL, it would give him another place to get banned from and maybe he'd have a new Mary Lee Walsh to fight.
     
  5. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Chris(tine) was a game tester?
     
  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    He would hate every game because they're too hard and oppress autistic lesbians.
     
  7. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    What if Chris was forced to have psycatric treatment until the powers that be deem him healthy enough?
     
  8. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    If you've seen his school assignments or his gameplay footage, you'd know that he would be absolutely terrible at this job in every way.

    Part of being a tester is to play the game when it is at its most broken, least-fun stages of existence. Even if the final game is going to be amazing, testing it is going to be a chore. You need to play again and again, look for glitches, try to repeat these glitches and their obscure setups, record and report on your findings, then do this again every time the programmers tweak the bugs or add a feature.

    Chris is terrible at playing games, not particularly creative or experimental, and absolutely atrocious at conveying his findings orally or in writing. He'd just view this as free/paid early access to a game, and if the game wasn't fun for him in any way he'd only ever have vague complaints about that to offer at best.
     
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  9. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Chris(tine) joined the sovereign citizen movement?
     
  10. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Barb died giving birth to Chris leaving Bob as the only one to raise him?
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    He would have turned out better.
     
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  12. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    In a field like that, it's important to know how to use the latest technology. Chris got his degree over a decade ago, and since then he has made no visible effort to keep up with whatever CADDies use nowadays.


    What if Chris somehow, amazingly, got a woman pregnant with his child, his one chance to raise Crystal... then found out that it was going to be male?
     
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  13. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Bob wore a condom? what if Barb was on the pill? did they not take any precautions thinking they were too old to conceive?
     
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  14. Luna

    Luna Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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  15. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Chris(tine) went to Japan?
     
  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    One school girl assault later and another country has a beef with the U.S.
     
  17. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    I'm sure they already get worse weebs going over there as it is.
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if 14 Brancland court was set ablaze again?
     
  19. Telefunken

    Telefunken Telefunken

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    Probably quetiapine(for sleep/depression) or aripiprazole(for autism) and a SSRI such as fluoxetine. He could have benefited as a child from aripiprazole.
    But that would require him to be open about his issues and work with a doctor for a considerable amount of time. I doubt he is capable of either.

    Chris is pretty stable psychiatric wise. He does not have any prominent hallucinations and his delusions are not bizarre. He also lacks a history of self harm (Unclit aside.)

    But in an older time (the 1950s) he would have been sent to a special "school" (an institution for retards) or to a state hospital. In both cases he would be mocked and ridiculed by other people in the institution for being weak and a man-child.

    It would be very funny if he did it again.
     
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  20. Red Light Abnormality

    Red Light Abnormality Active Member

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    He'd give it a sex change operation.