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What do you think will be Chris Chan’s future?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by dinobeyondz, Jan 17, 2024.

  1. dinobeyondz

    dinobeyondz Member

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    What do you peoples think our old buddy Chris will get himself into as time goes on?
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Like the CWCki speculated in the "Saga" article, he's most likely gonna be enduring one saga after another for the rest of his life, because he can't really learn. Getting banned from places is also probably gonna happen, as is getting into legal trouble (with endless continuances). Although because of weens, he may never have to endure living homeless, but he may never have any real friends for the rest of his life because bloated ego.
     
  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris will likely get into legal trouble again, I hope for a nuisance crime and not something serious
    and he'll keep making a fool of himself online
    so yeah, more of the same
     
  4. dinobeyondz

    dinobeyondz Member

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    Makes sense.
     
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  5. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Tbh it's likely chris ends up in a home at some point. He's approaching middle age already and isn't going to become any less delusional.

    The weens will never stop harassing him for e-clout on kf and reddit. Others with a little more sense will milk Chris for interviews and YouTube content. Chris will live off of super chats. His family wants nothing to do with him, he doesn't have friends who aren't trying to use him. Chris probably doesn't notice or care about this as long as he gets a new toy or video game.

    If we're all lucky Chris doesn't get into serious trouble.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Because of the delusion of godhood, at one point he claimed that he's gonna live "for thousands of years" or something like that, so plans for his life probably don't take aging into account.
     
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  7. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    I think his unhealthy habits will eventually catch up to him.
    Yes, I know that sounds a bit mean but quite frankly, with the way he eats and treats himself, I won't be surprised if he ends up having (actual) heart problems, especially now that he's out of jail and has gained all of his weight back eating junk food... though then again his parents were/are for lack of a better term, very hardy people, so I could be very, very, wrong.
     
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  8. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    At the moment Chris is in Praetor's hands, and for the most part they've been doing a pretty good job keeping Chris under control. If Chris keeps it up and stays boring (optimistic) then hopefully he'll fall off the ween's radar.

    But Chris has had his dry spells before, so there's also the chance that he stupidly comes back online and makes a spectacle of himself again.
     
  9. dinobeyondz

    dinobeyondz Member

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    I have a feeling Chris will do something stupid soon and the weens will come back instantly more quicker then it takes to blink.
     
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  10. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It seems like, whenever Chris goes through a boring dryspell of "no content", and we all think "Ok, well, this is it...weens and trolls are gonna start to forget about him..." that's USUALLY when Chris does SOMETHING fucking crazy, and eyeballs are INSTANTLY back on him.
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris will be 42 in about a month
    24 years ago he had his 18th birthday party, which was probably the best time in his life
    his best years were in high school, and before he declared himself a CPU goddess he wanted to go back to high school

    I get that a lot of people are nostalgic about high school and college because they are formative periods in your life, but if those are legit the best years of your life, then that's sad

    I assume Chris's future will be a lot like it has been for the last 15 years or so

    if Chris gets arrested again I hope it's like when he got arrested in Target in 2005 and not for hurting people
    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Get-Tar_Region
     
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Seems that life peaked early: "just won" those sweepstakes or that "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER" in '00.
     
  13. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    I think that, eventually, Chris will die. plz no rate alog
     
  14. dinobeyondz

    dinobeyondz Member

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    That could be a possibility given Chris’ habits
     
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  15. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    The real question is, how will he die?
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It'll most likely be some fat-related cause.
     
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  17. dinobeyondz

    dinobeyondz Member

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    I’ll be surprised if it’s anything other then that.
     
  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    If he is anything like Barb, he will probably last quite a while just because. Some people can be super unhealthy, but still live out of spite.
     
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  19. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Diabetes. I'm not even joking, With Chris's dietary habits and lack of impulse control, it wouldn't suprise me at all if Chris gets it and never tries to find treatment for it.
     
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  20. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Never forget how many cans of soda are consumed, how much McDonalds is eaten and all. It'd be more surprising if Chris didn't get diabetes type 2.
     
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