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Tom Preston/Andrew Dobson/Pedobear

Discussion in 'Comics/Art' started by hm yeah, Jan 30, 2017.

  1. MerriedxReldnahc

    MerriedxReldnahc The Gayest Gay Man Who Ever Gayed in CWCville

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    Another comic, this time blaming lack of material on lack of energy.
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    I like how tryhard it is. Every single comic artist out there makes a 'I've lost interest, inspiration is hard' Comic, because it is. Except in Dobber's case it's just because he doesn't actually want to be an artist.
     
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Someone seems hurt of butt there.
     
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  5. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Chris got drained by the trolls.

    Dobson got deflated.
     
  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    That's the least punchable the blue bear has ever been, tbh.


    So confused! Hasn't Mario always had a bad Italian accent? How does having a bad Italian accent *not* make him seem like he's from Brooklyn? Link has always been effeminate? He's like, an elf for god's sake?

    PS: Samus wore a goddamn pink bikini in the fastest ending of the original NES game.

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  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    My favorite part of this?
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    The Zero Suit is actually less revealing.
    You'd think Dobby would be happy by this.
     
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  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Much like the USA of the 19th century, it seems Dobbers thinks that being able to see a woman's curves in media is indecent "sexist crap." Unless it's with women in stuff he draws -- or used to draw -- of course.
     
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  9. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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  10. SuperSheep

    SuperSheep 75 Points of Flying Fluffy Damage

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    Link is a serial reincarnator spread across multiple timelines. You could theoretically have him reincarnate in the Gerudo Tribe and get that Queer POC Desert Culture Female Link the intersectionals are clamouring for. A blond haired bishounen is hardly that big a deal.
     
  11. Thomas Jerome Newton

    Thomas Jerome Newton That's right the Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous

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    You're making a big assumption there, Dobbles. We can still make fun of the lack of comics because the guy that theoretically would be making them is too lazy to try.
     
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  12. LImpSqueegee

    LImpSqueegee A fine blend of Mein Kampf and The Room

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    I feel like Preston does better when put on a leash so to speak
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    The line work is much thinner and the character's expressions work a slight bit better because of it, and I think that that's because there was an editor of sorts observing Preston's work and telling him to revise and improve his art. Not to mention having to capture two people's likenesses means he has to rework how he draws faces. Too bad he's too lazy and self-centered to do this with any of his other comics.
     
  13. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Doesn't make the humor any less cringeworthy tho.
     
  14. LImpSqueegee

    LImpSqueegee A fine blend of Mein Kampf and The Room

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    That it does not my good man, that it does not, but the least he can do is give us something halfway decent to look at. Also on the subject of the Brentalfloss comic does anyone know how involved Brent was? I can't find much on the writing process, but I have a strange feeling that Brent wasn't too heavily involved in its execution.
     
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  15. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    He had a Brooklyn accent provided by pro wrestler Lou Albano in the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. He had a similarly deep-voiced Brooklyn accent in several games (the first Mario Teaches Typing, Hotel Mario, etc.). Mario Teaches Typing II was the first game to feature his current voice as provided by Charles Martinet.

    It's like Sonic fans who insist the only True and Honest voice actor for Sonic the Hedgehog is Jaleel White.

    Not all elves are elf-feminate. He had a more pronounced nose in early concept art for the first three or four games and was practically a dudebro "nice guy" in the animated series. A conventionally attractive Caucasian male who happened to have pointy ears.

    Her hair was green in the gameplay sprite for the second playthrough. Possibly he just used the Justin Bailey code to unlock it and never actually beat the game fast enough to see the cutscene, or maybe he took the graphics used for her during actual gameplay to take precedence over the palette in the cutscenes. The same logic could be used to claim Mega Man's hair is the same blue color as his helmet based on the cutscenes for Mega Man 4. Graphical limitations of the NES and all that.

    Luigi had green hair in the original SMB, while we're at it. Almost nobody insists that this is the "one true canon" appearance for him, nor Mario's blue hair from the original arcade games.

    So basically, it's Dobbo being nostalgic for the way his games of choice were pre-1993.
     
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  16. MerriedxReldnahc

    MerriedxReldnahc The Gayest Gay Man Who Ever Gayed in CWCville

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    A new Link drawing doodle thing
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I also find it hard to believe that the original Metroid fanbase would have had more girls in it than guys.
     
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  18. MerriedxReldnahc

    MerriedxReldnahc The Gayest Gay Man Who Ever Gayed in CWCville

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    Breath of the Wild comic that he may or may not ever get around to coloring. Notice how this Link doesn't look like BOTW Link.
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    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    That bear isn't Moosh though. :yawn:
     
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    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    So, is Dobby BLANGRY about Link's BOTW clothes?
     
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