The commercial thread

Not just one guy. Several people have died from their octuple bypass burgers (actual name of some of the shit they serve) over the years, yet they're still open for business.
I can't even really compare it to other fast food like McDonald's or Wendy's because it's on an entirely different level of unhealthy "food".

 

I'd love to know the legality of this place. I feel like we'll be seeing a documentary about this some day.

 

I actually went on their official website, and well...
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/press.html
This was one of their pages. These cartoon supervillains come to life are truly shameless on what kind of place their business is. And just in case you don't think this is just a glorified form of the least graceful suicide in existence, this was the first video I found on YouTube when I typed in "Heart Attack Grill"

Yep, it's non other than Nikocado Avocado himself.
(I didn't click on the video because I don't have the stomach to watch a snuff film in the making.)

 

And just like that I'm vegan.

 

Seeing how bloated Kengle is, I doubt boiling burger magically drains the fat from it.

 

WatDonald's


Also, these guys sued McDonald's over these commercials

 

I don't think Mario would react so calmly if he met Grimace. He looks like a giant purple Goomba.

 

Oh shit! How could I forget about these classic commercials featuring a Jim Henson puppet murdering another puppet over coffee?!

 

"Use our product or fucking die!" sadly never caught on.

 

It looks like the Noid is ready to add another paranoid schizophrenic to his kill count.

 

My first part-time job was at Domino's in the aftermath of a disastrous ad campaign with some South Park Canadian monkey puppet called "Bad Andy" (or "Monkeybone" as I called him)

This character was so unpopular he didn't even last a year. Everybody at work hated him and on the posters and advertisements in the back his eyes would be gouged out or he'd have devil horns drawn on him.

Even still I'd rather see Bad Andy return over the fucking Noid.

 

Hilariously Bad Pakistan Sonic Heroes Happy Meal Commercial - 2004 - YouTube

(as seen on the Vinesauce Joel stream of a handheld Garfield game)

 

So this is what Sonichu would look like in 3D.

 

that could be more like this: Sonic The Hedgehog Improved Trailer - YouTube

(by surreal entertainment)

 

Who thought this was a good idea?

 

Hawt

 

From a simpler time when cigarette ads were actually allowed to air on television

If any company tried to do this nowadays, there would be a gigantic shitstorm.

 

People really are too oversensitive nowadays.