The Bad Comic Book Art Thread

<little bit of a rant>

This is a pet peeve of mine. I seriously, seriously do not get this. Look as a former member of the demographic this is supposed to appeal to (I'm too old now), this shit does not work.



I just... I don't... why is there a transparent tutu...

It's like Rob Liefeld lived was left on an island as a baby and the only thing on it was a monastery with text only books, and only text and the descriptions of monks who hadn't seen a woman for thirty years were his only clues as to what a human woman looks like.



How the fuck does she even stand!? Or breathe? Or eat!?



The worst part about this is that it's become a cancer that won't die. It just spreads.



Even Wonder Woman has the cancer.



Also not a Liefeld, but this one... hurts my soul a little. I've always liked Red Sonja and have autistically nerded out to defend the character in the past. I think she's my second favorite female comic character. This picture offends my autistic nerd sensibilities.

Palette Cleanser before closing thoughts:



Not a tits and ass pose but DEAR GOD THAT NECK IS BROKEN but then you keep looking and HUMAN LEGS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY and I AM MALE BUT THE IMPLIED CAMEL TOE IS SO BAD IT GIVES ME SYMPATHY PAINS Whyyyyyyy?

Closing thoughts:

I could keep going, but I have important things to do like watch scrambled premium cable porn on a VHS tape from 1991 and hope I can make something out, after which I need to eat some paint chips. I have to find the lead based paint too, latex doesn't cut it.

Artists of the world, THIS is the tits and ass pose.



This is Olivia Wilde. LOOK AT HER.

LOOOOOOK. Look at her tits and ass. I know it's difficult to look at this picture of the very attractive Olivia Wilde, but look.

See how they're both sideways? If that's too hard and you're like Rob Liefeld and can only draw them from the front angle, do one, or the other, not both, in the same picture. Can you do that for me champ?

 

Bumping because I remember this terrible thing.

HER OWN EMO SERIES!

 

This had to be made in the 90s

 

Or 2000s, when goth/emo/vampires were the "in" thing (I guess).