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Sonichu: A Fan's Follow Up

Discussion in 'Internet Fiction/Fanfiction' started by Cyan, Oct 9, 2021.

  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    It hurts my soul every time I open this thread, but I can't help myself. Damn my curiosity!

    I have so many questions.
    1.) Why does he apologize to people in the script, when he wants this trash animated and thus, it wouldn't/shouldn't appear in the finished product? Does he expect any of these people, living or dead, to know/read/acknowledge/care about this?
    2.) Who wants to bet this kid was barely out of diapers (rather, out of the appropriate age range to be wearing diapers,) when all the MLW/PVCC stuff was actually happening?
    3.) Does this kid honestly think this stuff is good? I mean, seriously? In the thread he made, he didn't seem to take criticism well, even though, as always, certain people went in raw on him, and did the whole backseat modding shit, which is irritating as hell and I would have handed out warning points and thread bans if I wasn't going to lock the thread.
    4.) Sure, it's neat when kiddos find Chris, but bitches need to lurk moar, or they shit out crap like this "New Animated Sonichu" abortion that Cyan has dedicated herself to reading, (so we don't have to!)

    I know 4 isn't a question, but I'm salty now.
     
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  2. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    See, that's the thing that's getting me. This was written with the maturity of a 17 year old, but the jokes feel like they're from 2010. My guess is this kid time traveled to the future from a decade ago, found out what Chris had been up to, then shat this out thinking that shock-humor is still considered funny.

    I already cut out the second half of episode 3 because boring. Somebody else is going to have to give you a TL;DR.
     
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  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    "3.) Does this kid honestly think this stuff is good? I mean, seriously? In the thread he made, he didn't seem to take criticism well, even though, as always, certain people went in raw on him, and did the whole backseat modding shit, which is irritating as hell and I would have handed out warning points and thread bans if I wasn't going to lock the thread."

    Again, I have to state, we were all tame compared to the Kiwis. They would have eaten this kid alive and tried doxxing him. All we did was give him honest criticism, and told him to fuck off when he started throwing his temper tantrum.
     
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  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Hey, I thought I was ripping his script a new asshole. :crash:
     
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  5. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    2 years later, this still serves as the quintessential example in recent years why 99% of CWC fan works are more painful to read than Sonichu itself, and will result in nothing good for the author. I'm glad it went nowhere.

    I wasn't here when this Michael cat showed up and acted a fool, but he should consider himself lucky that he got off that easy. He has no idea how lucky he was that he was dealing with us instead of Kiwi Farms. Hopefully the fact he disappeared after this whole thing flopped is an indication that he learned to stay away and stop doing this sort of ween project crap, or at least not publicly.
     
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  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Episode four. Fuck me it HAS been two years since I touched this, hasn't it?
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    Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

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    No. No they're not.

    Sonichu tells rosechu that he tried to resurrect Billy Mays by killing more my little ponies. As a treat to myself, I'm going to post this video, because it is infinitely funnier than this shit.


    Anyways, Magi-Chan contacts Sonichu and shows him that there's an Ancient Prophecy Cave behind the Anchuent Prophecy Cave.
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    The joke here is that Sonichu could have been a real franchise if Chris had just gotten a job. ...Okay. Fine. It's not funny, but I guess it's the plot now.

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    I guess Chris turning out to be a pervert and a loser was just a ploy by Reldnach or something.

    Sorry for the lousy riff but this chapter was a whole lot of nothing and had a weird cutoff point.
     
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  7. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    I like how Mike thinks that bringing Billy Mays into this 12 years after his untimely death is a step too far, but also sees nothing wrong with spitting on Bob Chandler's grave as a plot device for this stupid shit.
     
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  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Again, I swear this guy is a time traveler from the 2000s. Whoever mentioned that was right
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think a good followup to the "Sonichu" comics is where "Chris Chan" is overthrown and made to realize what a tyrant he was.
     
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  10. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    No. Absolutely not.
     
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  11. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    I think a good followup to the Sonichu comics is one where we say "Sonichu is dead" and throw pennies on the ground, and then leave it at that.
     
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  12. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, let's not try to beat up a corpse, Sonichu is no more.
     
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