Sonic.exe + it's sequel, Round 2

I'm kind of astounded that what JC came up with for his "sonic.exe expanded universe" was to turn evil sonic into some kind of cosmic horror monster.

Think of all the subject matter one could write a cosmic horror story about since the days of Lovecraft. 11 spacial dimensions, biblically accurate angels, dark matter, the heat death of the universe, AI, psychedellic experiences, and more. And yet this guy chooses to write about scary sonic. JC is like some kind of idiot savant, but for talentlessness.

 

Yeah, he's pretty dumb.

edit: You know, I find it kind of funny, JC tried to write a horror story, but the only scary thing about it was himself.

 

Edited the note for this post to add info I forgot to mention the first time:

 

Why is it always Sonic that manages to attract the worst people imaginable?

 

Furries.

 

Updated the opening post with links to later parts of the thread.
I also updated the post about JC's actions to have better phrasing to make it more clear.

 

I've decided to not go through with riffing the 2017 reboot story, if you want read it for yourselves or do a thread about it, here you go: Sonic.exe - THE REMAKE | Trollpasta Wiki

 

Fun fact; I actually attempted to revive this thread by posting the remake, but I pretty much stopped reading this not even halfway through. Seriously, this one was near Sonichu 13 levels of unreadable.
So congratulations, JC-the-Hyena, for somehow being an even worse writer than Ken Penders and Chris Chan.

 

For all that he did and all that he is, JCTheHyena can claim to have had a significant impact on the internet's culture with his "Magnum Opus," and I really really resent that.

 

Say what you want about the Blood Whistle guy, at least he had the decency to move on from his "magnum opus".
(Though I still find it better than Sonic.exe, simply because the protagonist comparing a 2spooky4me rom hack to D-Day still makes me laugh, at the very least.)

 

Something about Sonic.exe I think some of you might get a chuckle out of: JC's temper tantrum over his failpasta being moved to the Trollpasta Wiki became so infamous that it actually managed to make its way to Wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_creepypastas

 

You know, with the advent of Changed, as well as DragonSnow and his ilk, I miss JCTheHyena. Yeah, JC was also a pedophile, but at least he didn't explicitly create Sonic.exe as a grooming tool.

 

Do I want to know what you're talking about?

 

If you're a normal person, then no. If you're a weirdo who uses this site, than maybe, depending on how much you want to be disgusted today.

I could tell you about the developer who is openly a shotacon, or the weird fucking roblox fangames that I'm pretty sure they banned, or the people connected who got exposed for grooming, or the fact that the developer had to age up the child protagonist (very lazily, mind you) or the fact that I've seen kids drawing fanart of this game like it's Undertale, but all I need to do is share this google search result:


A picture truly is worth a thousand words. This is why Republicans think us queers are pedophiles.

 

https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Sonic.exe:_Vietnamese_Crystal_Edition
Here's a better version of Sonic.exe