Sonic.exe, a complete and utter failure of a creepypasta, known for its melodramatic moron of a protagonist, overuse of clichés, and completely nonsensical sentences. Its author, JC the Hyena is (or at least was) a massive lolcow, who to this very day is known for his freakout after the story got removed from the Creepypasta Wiki for its quality. What a few of you might not know is that it got a sequel by the same author that is somehow even more nonsensical and stupid than the first, but I'm getting way ahead of myself. In this thread I will post the story and the sequel, especially lulzy parts will be underlined and I will also add some occasional spoiler'd notes and some bits of history and info I know about these stories. Also credit to @Ms. Mowz and @The Scrunkly for giving me this idea. Click here to see JC's reaction to the original story being deleted from the Creepypasta Wiki. Click here to see some of JC's awful Sonic.exe art. Click here to see why I won't cover or talk about Sally.exe in this thread. Click here for the beginning of the sequel, Round 2. Click here for some info on the 2017 story and to find out what happened to JC. Now let us begin. -------------------- Sonic.exe I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had... It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside. Spoiler: Note Not much to say other than the obvious fact that Tom (our protagonist) lied in the first paragraph. Here is no way in hell that Tom has not at the very least seen a glitch while playing a Sonic game.