Poll: The most messed up death in Sonichu

I'm reviving one of my old threads from the ferms and bringing it here, the question is pretty self explanatory, what death in Sonichu did you find the most messed up and why.
BILLY MAYS doesn't count because he died IRL but not in the comic, Ryan Cash was never in the comic as a character.
This poll doesn't cover the assumed deaths of Meg-Chan, Count Graduon, or Metal Sonichu. It only covers the confirmed deaths of characters. I could've included Kevin's Call of Duty character, but that death was so awesomely bonkers and not really messed up, and also not really a character death because it's not "real" in the comic's sense of reality...and also I ran out of poll options.
Characters marked with an * are characters who died in the original publication, but were later not killed in revisions, but the pages with their death are still out there and cannot be unseen, and are therefore in this poll.
This is a hard decision, when I first posted this I picked Mao because having all your joints break FUCKING BACKWARDS is unimaginably painful. But then you have Evan murdered by a baby, Ivy's disturbing about of detail told, and PandaHalo burning to death even though she didn't do anything wrong. Don't forget the hundreds of people who died because of a song about the Power Rangers sung to the tune of Ted Nugent, that's pretty fucked too. They're all messed up, but I'm still giving it to Mao because he was very painfully executed for the crime of hosting a webcomic.

 

Simonla made me laugh but the 4chan one is disturbing.

 

Where's the option for "my brain reading it"?

 

The nameless victims without a doubt. I'm sure not all of them were terrible people and the fact Chris didn't use his god powers to clear out the building of the people who weren't jack, clyde, etc was fucked up and not okay. Also that action was pretty close to being a terrorist and that building could've damaged all the ones around it and nearby. Kinda sounds familiar to Chris' 9/11 "jokes" doesn't it?

Fanfic idea: Character seeks revenge on Chris and Co for causing the death of their spouse/partner/friend/family member who died in the 4-cent garbage building "bombing". Jfc.

 

I put PandaHalo simply because he had thought she died IRL, so having her burn to death in a fire and be forgot about 2 panels afterward was a "proper tribute".

It would have been unbelievably horrible of him to have made if she had actually died.

 

I have to go with Ivy even though it wasn't depicted and just described. It might lack the sadism and gore of the Asperpedia four, but its really messed up because it happened to a person Chris liked. Its even more disturbing and tactless given that Chris thought the real Ivy committed suicide by hanging.

 

Patti's death was disturbing in that she was immediately re-incarnated as Chris' furry girlfriend.

 

Because you know there was at least one down on his luck schmuck who cleaned the toilets or ran the mail room because he was unemployed for six months prior and that was the only job offer he got and took it because money can be exchanged for goods and services. He was finally saving up to get his degree in graphic design so he could finally live his dream of working for a big name comic publisher and actually enjoy work. He was a talented artist who just needed that piece of paper. He had one friend there who understood him man. That one friend who help him through the day and believed in him.
Now he's got no job, his friend died, his hands are too nerve damaged to make art again, and horrific burn scars on his face and a crippling depression which caused his girlfriend to leave him, all because he had to go to his shit job for a company he never even cared enough about to learn what they do and only worked because he liked paying rent and eating food every day.
That's when Dr. Robotnik Ren Skysoar found him and gave him a sweet new robot body and now he's good to go....get revenge.
*Cut to opening credits*

 

And they earned those fates because they made fun of Chris on the Internet.

 

I actually don't have a problem with Panda's and Ivy's deaths - yes, they're horrible ways to die and one is gone into too much detail in writing without being drawn, but 'tard was actually doing his best to be heartwarming and give the characters a proper sendoff based on what he believed to be the endings of his sweethearts. Pretty horrible, but not really mean.

Evan's death is pretty over-the-top but Chris had reasons to be angry at him. Dumb reasons, but they were reasons.

Mao's death is just greusomely inappropriately painful for whatever the supposed "crime" was. Neither the CWCki nor the comic go into anything Mao did in any detail, it comes across as both brutal and unprovoked.

 

Uuuh, whichever person was it that got that electric chair death where everyone pushed a button and dramatically stated their reasons for frying him.

Or that dude who got his groin cut out by Simola's daughter.

I can't be fucked to remember their fucking names.

 

I cannot pick one, the asperpedia 4 suffered deaths that should be reserved for those who committed heinous crimes against humanity

 

Chris thought that PandaHalo died in a real fire - that wasn't on him. He did however write-out somebody whom he thought was an IRL hanging victim by having them hanged by elevator support cables - Ivy. That's probably the most messed up IMO, more so than indifference to the fictional people in a building and his own autistic revenge fantasy against the Aspie-Four.

Also tragic that IRL Ivy O'Neil's Linked-In account is considered of secondary importance to a fictional character's wiki page by Google.

 

The Asperpedia-4 executions were Christards autistic version of the 'Saw' film franchise. The 4-Cent Garbage Building massacre was more like a red-faced stampy-foot temper tantrum translated into Fatty's sonichu dream land. It's hard to say which of them is the more fucked up.

 

When the carnage depicted looks like it was drawn by a fourth grader, that comes out on top:

 

The unnamed people from 4-Cent Garbage building. Because here is the definition of a terrorist:
a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.
Violence and intimidation? Check. Unlawful? Well, Chris is the mayor, so it's more like government-sanctioned brutality. (#4CGLivesMatter) Against civilians? Check, their only crime was working in the same building as a criminal. Pursuit of political aims? Well, the line between personal and political is a little blurred here, but it was supposedly in retaliation for slander against the mail.
Add in the casualties report that doesn't even add up (1500 people were in the building, yet the report only accounts for 1375 of them), suggesting they made only a halfhearted attempt to excuse their acts, as well as the fact that Chris later attempted to change the records later in an attempt to glorify his actions (Ministry of Truth from 1984, anyone?), and it all adds up to what could reasonably be defined as an act of terrorism.

tl;dr Chris' attack on the 4-Cent-Garbage Building ticks all the boxes for terrorism.

 

Best response.

 

If you count the audiobooks as canon (because they're better than canon), then when Simonla's toilet exploded then fecal matter went back up her rectum, that's pretty sick (but funny.)

 

When thinking on that, yeah they all suffered the most messed up deaths. They were all just random people and Mayor Chris justifies their death with government-sanctioned brutality. Chris is the true villain and his biggest victims were those in 4-Cent-Garbage.