Personal interactions you've had with Kengle

Here are some DMs I've received from Kengle on twitter in between the times he has blocked unblocked followed and unfollowed me. Please note these PMs came after the time I tried calling him on the phone and got hung up on.

Also, if anyone has the link to that call plz post it here

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My last question was but what about Buffalo Cube's powers tho and he didn't reply

 

The closest to a "direct interaction" I had with Kengle was when I posted on KF that Kengle was trying to make Onion Farms into a rival Kiwi Farms. In response, Kengle denied that on Twitter without addressing me directly.

 

When Onion Farms was around, I suggested adding ham radio (a hobby he wanted to get involved in) and kettelbell (a running gag with TK) subforums to the hobby forum and he did it.
I also mentioned during the disgusting revelation that he boils his hamburgers to degrease them that he get a George Foreman grill. He claimed his method was more effective. Like Toroidal, he posted that on Twitter without directly addressing me.

 

Haven't gotten there yet, Pathfinder rules are vague on the effects of autism

 

Closest I got was a Twitter non-mention too when he took down Spergweb.net and commented that "it had already been noted by Kiwi Farms."

I'm also heartbroken that you shot down Kengle's lolcow collectibles idea! Now I'll just have to dream about decorating my walls with collectible plates of ADF, Connor Bible, Bryce Cherry, et al.

 

I also got some twitter shoutouts when Kengle senpai noticed me.
Spergweb had the most potential. That's the one I'm most disappointed by.
Rip spergweb

 

It might be worth it to sell lolcows merchandise, the problem is that the amount of people following lolcows is too small to make such a venture profitable. If all 9000 people on KF (as Kengle claims) hypothetical purchased a Sonichu medallion, that wouldn't be enough to support the employees who made and shipped the products, not to mention the people managing the business as well as the product costs which need to be paid to make the things.

So, the solution would be to bring lolcows to a wider audience, possibly with a documentary film, but realistically perhaps a comedy or a drama film about various lolcows we've grown to love. The revenue gained from the movie, and the revenue gained for the sale of merchandise would be a gold mine.

Sadly, you gotta spend money to make money. So, no romantic comedy between Kengle and Chris is in our future.

 

I called him and he wouldn't answer.

 

Doesn't he really hate you or is that Peace and Harmony?

 

Both of us, but P&H is the top of the hateboner.

I'd say it goes P&H, CatParty, yawning sneasel, Smutley, FFS and then maybe Chimp still.

Null as well but everyone hates him.

 

I only got partway through the thread. Why did he hate you and P/H so much?

 

P&H because he was on his friends list and would cap all his private FB posts.

Me because I would tease him about accounting. Accounting really trigged him for some reason.

 

Ken out of nowhere asked me if i had a crush on him because i posted an update about him on his thread on lolcow.org, i jokingly answered yes and got this totally not horrifying reply that doesn’t make me fear for my safety.

 

Kengle very much follows a way of "always unique, totally interesting, sometimes mysterious"...

 

It’s completely bizarre, Sneasel doesn’t get the same treatment and he makes joking Kengle lust posts all the time, did he do this with P&H?. I should mention i’m openly gay, is Ken simply a homophobe? Does he think a 19 year old gay man would be interested in a fat 61 year old lunatic?

 

1.) Sweet necro, dude.
2.) The odds of that actually having been Kengle are slim to none.

I'm not sure whether to say "Lurk moar" or try to tell you in the politest way I can manage, that if you honestly think that was Kengle, you haven't been around long enough to know who Kengle is.

 

It's 100% him, the avatar and name was forced on him by a jannie. He was found out because he posted screenshots of himslef logged into his Onion Farms account. And he has made very similar posts on Onion Farms.

 

Did you inform Kengle that you are an openly gay 19 year old man?

Because if not, how would he know that personal information about you? And if not, why are you taking his response seriously?

Kengle's a weirdo. This is not news.

 

1. I was one of the most active posters when Onion Farms had an actual community which is where his Ire for me came from and i mentioned being gay there.Ken belives i am the reason his forum died and not him autisticly adding endless subforums and making Taylor Pickens a moderator.

2. I take what Ken says seriously because he cannot understand sarcasm or jokes and believes literally anything that people tell him.