Onionfar.ms!

1 week later, and the only difference? "Most Online Today: 2. Most Online Ever: 11 (February 02, 2017, 12:17:21 PM)" Still no threads, still 1 member, and registration is still disabled.

Does almost 1 week still count as "shortly?"

 

Usually when someone launches a message board, they try to accommodate other interests, such as with an "off topic" forum. Onion Farms forums is just stuff Kengle likes: public figures/entities and their feuds ("milk").

 

lol

 

For once Kengle didn't take something down. For now. The Onion Farms forums were moved to http://www.onionfarmsforums.net, undoubtedly imitating Kiwi Farms' move to a .net domain. A "general discussion forum" was added, with one post by "Simple Machines" -- a bot.

Registration is still disabled.

2/15 update -- day 14:

Kengle shuffled the boards around a little, changed his username from "admin" to "OnionNull," and posted a TL;DR post on the site rules. The off topic forum was removed. And of course, you still can't register.

2/18 update -- day 17:

The general purpose board was restored by the 16th. Kengle also added a boards suggestion board. Still no registration.

Kengle also launched http://www.onionpedia.net/, claiming he "will be treasure hunting at flea markets" for it.

2/23 update -- day 22:

After over 3 weeks, Kengle enabled registration on the Onion Farms forums. Only to disable it again soon after, claiming it was "too soon."

So far all the posts there are by Kengle, and they're just links to news articles and not one but two threads on posting guidelines. And for some reason, there's a Justin Bieber board.

2/28 update -- day 27:

Kengle has pulled the forums offline. No explanation given, although the placeholder page assures us it's the "future home of something quite cool."

4/21 update -- day who cares:

Onion Farms is back, and registration is enabled! How long will Kengle resist the call to delete this time?

 

we've been told to talk about Kengle in his own subforum, so here we are

so Kengle has been thrilled that a crazy autistic internet celebrity who is in jail for having sex with his own mom has been writing him letters from jail

yes, he's proud that a jailbird is writing him crazy letters, while Kengle works as a part-time bookkeeper, nurse's aide and unpaid lolcow curator and forum owner

let's talk about Kengle's budget knockoff KF

 

It shows Kengle lacks originality, just like that "Sonichen and Rosechen" story.

And the constant changing and deleting to "improve skills" continues...

 

I never thought that the dumb thread I made 5 years ago was actually going to have a reason to keep going.

Thanks, me, I hate it.

 

Has it ever been confirmed that that one recently banned member here (the one a-logging Barb and making claims that she groomed Chris without using any evidence to back this up) was an Onion Farms member?
'Cause if so, that gives me a very good idea of what the rest of that webshite is like.

 

Yeah. I did a search over at KF and there's a ton of drama surrounding him. IIRC, he and a couple others came here when they got banned at OnionFarms because Kengle had modded a sexual predator (or something, IDR).

That said, they were stirring up drama and even though the active community here is small, I figured it'd be in everyone's best interest if they weren't here.

 

Good thing, too, because they were making outright disgusting comments like how they think it was wonderful that Barbara had parasites feeding on her ass. They even did this shit in the cat thread, where they claimed Barbara (a senile woman that can barely do anything) would keep getting cats so she would cook them up while cackling like a witch.
Seriously.

 

Kengle calls himself "Big Bossman" over there now.

Kengle expected a site that would one-up KF, but instead "Onion Farms" is a crappy place.

With the only "highlight" being that Kengle gets "exclusive content" from CWC.

 

Doesn't he call himself "OnionNull" or something?

 

Kengle calls himself some sailfish name now, though he did call himself "OnionNull" before.

"Big Bossman" is a custom title Kengle uses along with "Super Moderator", clearly boasting that he runs that site.

 

So it looks like Kengle, the good friend that he is, has plans of doing the Sonichu reboot, despite Chris's insistance not to:

Thread | Archive

 

Kengle is both a ween and "white knight". Kengle wants to befriend lolcows - who he thinks are "funny internet people who are picked on at random" - and be "one of the cool kids".

I think the main autistic "special interests" Kengle has are becoming a "public figure" and "Lol-Cows", mundane Rhode Island trivia, mundane weather, and mundane African politics.

 

Kengle wants to be the Champion for the lolcows while also doing the same kind of shit all the "villainous" sites (ie: KF, PULL, 8ch, Cwcki Club, etc.) do by documenting and mocking them.

Can't have it both ways, my dude. You can't "fight the system" and BE "the system" at the same time.

He's trying to hoard "Jailtime Jesus" content but because he's Kengle, is doing a shit job of it. Weird flex, but OK.

 

Like I said, Kengle thinks boiling burger drains fat, so he's not that bright.

(also he thought cats had a "lethal bite" with "teeth like sewing needles")