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Magical Man

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 4, 2023.

  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    He had Magical Man, who came over to his house a few times and went out Rollin' and Trollin' with him, but I don't think Chris made any effort to maintain that friendship.
     
  2. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I never heard of this Magical Man. Seriously, there is so many tiny details of Chris's life that is is super hard to keep up with.
     
  3. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    He's from the classic Chris era.
     
  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Seriously? How could I miss that Chris video?
     
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  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Thank God we don't know Magical Man's identity. Weens would have a field day.
     
  6. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    According to Introman, formerly of the PVCC forums, /cow/, CWCki Forums, and the 'Farms, the Magical Man was a guy who worked at the Chick-Fil-A in Charlottesville that Chris frequented back then. He was already friends with Kim Wilson before this. This is how he met Chris in the late 2000s.

    Kim Wilson had told him about Chris and his memetic internet antics around the time he started seeing Chris around a lot at work and in town, I think. Not long after, Magical Man joined the PVCC forums. From what I heard, Introman used to know him online from there. Reportedly, MM befriended Chris out of simultaneous morbid fascination and pity. They would even hang out sometimes, and apparently MM did actually maintain the friendship with Chris. He became a field agent, and is the only one who ever managed to enter Chris's room during the classic era, let alone enter his house after Chris invited him.

    Introman claims, as do other former PVCC members who were there during the classic era, that there was a specific incident that made MM get away from Chris. The last time they ever hung out IRL. I think this was both right before the Tomgirl Era and was when Bob was still alive, so this probably happened sometime in late 2010. January 2011 at the latest. The story I've heard is that Chris and Magical Man were shooting the shit and hanging out in public, and when they were passing a playground, Chris made a disturbing sexual joke about a little girl on a seesaw and "riding". This creepy joke was so disgusting, that it made MM cut all ties with Chris and never look back.

    To be clear I was never close with Introman, and I haven't spoken to him since 2016. For what it's worth though, I never knew him to be a bullshitter when it came to internet history shit like this that he was there for. Other former PVCC members also backed up Introman's version of this story when PVCC was hacked in summer 2017, months after I left the 'Farms for good. I have no reason not to believe all of them backing up the same exact story about the Magical Man and why he distanced himself from CWC.

    There are a few other things surrounding this mystery that are worth mentioning before I wrap up this lengthy post. A lot of people forget about this, but the Magical Man was in four videos, not just the potion one. He appeared directly in the "PS3 Tutorial for my fans" video, which you can see here.

    This guy was also the cameraman who filmed Rollin' and Trollin' and Chris's 2010 "Christian Love Day" video, uploaded a day before his 28th birthday. Last thing I know about this mystery I'll mention is three separate passages on the CWCki that back up Introman's story. Funnily enough, they came from Chris himself of all people. I'll bold them for easy reading.

    Chris has revealed that the Magical Man is a friend of Kim Wilson's, but his full identity remains unknown.

    During the events of Jessica's breakup with Chris, upset by Kim Wilson's misunderstanding of the situation, Chris blurted out that Kim is the gal pal who knows Magical Man's identity.

    Many people also believe that the Magical Man is the "friend" who criticized how Chris treated Alec Benson Leary and the Asperpedia staff, which prompted Chris to make his apology video towards them. This was a few days after the PS3 tutorial. Here's what Chris had to say after uploading his apology to Alec:

    "my friend had told me the truth of how my past words against Alec and his crew were making me look like a troll. I banged my head against a wall in realization and embarassment right before I started that video."
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That info should be on the CWCki, if it's not already on there?
     
  8. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Believe it or not, the full context for who this guy was to Chris and his connection to the trolls were all stuff I didn't get from the CWCki. It was what Introman and other PVCC veterans discussed and recounted when some massive ween hired a Russian state sponsored hacker called "Fancy Bear" to hack PVCC and leak everything that was still on here.

    I found out about all these revelations about the Magical Man from a 6 and a half year old thread on here I read while lurking before I registered, which linked to the KF thread all these veteran ex PVCC users revealed this stuff in.
     
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  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Not everyone who knows things about or has interacted with Chris is a cwcki editor, nor are they obligated to put anything on there.
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    hopefully she's enjoying retirement

    I already knew that.
     
  11. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    ...Maybe my IRL identity is Captain Obvious. Didn't think of THAT did you?
     
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  12. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Hey @Cyan I've got a question. Not that it's my call to make, but seeing as how the subject has changed quite a bit from the OP, do you think it might be a good idea to move my Magical Man writeup into it's own thread?

    I only thought of that because it might keep more people from asking about him elsewhere, if they see a thread with an OP answering a lot of the big questions about that mystery. The reason I replied with it here is because I noticed at least three people on the previous page wondering about it. Heck, it might even stop someone from making a new thread just to ask if anybody knows more about the Magical Man.

    I assume you knew a lot of this stuff for ages since I think you were on PVCC back in the day (I was wrong lol), but I know it's been a long time. There were also some details from the CWCki I opted not to include in my post. Like how according to Chris, the MM married in his early 30s, and they "haven't really kept in touch" since the marriage. The reason being is that I don't think stuff about the guy's personal life we know about, like his marriage, is really relevant to who he was to Chris, even if CWC himself knows about it and was the first to mention it publicly.
     
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  13. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Sure.

    I wasn't.
     
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  14. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Honestly, if I were who I am now and it was back then, and I lived near Chris, I'd pull a Magic Man.

    I do wonder if him having something at least pretending to be a genuine friend at the right time would have... prevented all this.
     
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  15. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Prevented all this? Probably not. Changed the course of it to another kind of dumpster fire? Maybe.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Getting involved in the "Tale of Fail" is not the best idea.
     
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  17. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Yeah that's realistic


    Yeah that's life saving advice.
     
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  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Incredible. Love how there are still big Christorical mysteries out there.
     
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  19. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Same here. I'm glad I made the big ass post I did with the knowledge I have about this mystery that solved most of it, because I think it explains pretty much everything about who the Magical Man was and how he knew Chris, short of actually revealing his identity and doxxing him. That's the way I think answers like this should be.

    Assuming the possibility that the Magical Man still lurks the CWCki sometimes and perhaps even places like this, I have no reason to assume he wouldn't be welcome here. If he's still interested after all this time, that is.
     
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